author's note: in light of the first year anniversary to this, let me just announce that it was a joke. it wasn't anything to be taken seriously, so please, style fans, leave me alone about this. sorry i be smudged the yaoi name.

A south park fanfiction by whatever the fuck your username is

"oh my god kyaly," muttered the fat cartman who isnt fat anymore since they're in fucking high school.

"what?~!?" blushed the jew, who is more jewish than fuckign ever since they'r ein fucking HIGH SHCOOLL

" IF UFKCING LOVE YOUOUOUOUUO EVEN THOUGH I DID AL THOSE BAD, HORRIBLE, UGLY TIHNGS TO YOU. I FUCKIGN VLEO YOU, BRO" SAID CARTMAN, KISSING THE GINGER JEW IS JEWISH WITH FRECKLES AND GREEN EYES EVEN THOUGH I DOUBT THATS FUCKING CANON

AND THNE THEY FUCKING MADE OUT AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN FUCKING STAN OR WHATEVER COMES IN AND IS ALL LIKE

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGS SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE" AND THEN A FEW DAYS LATER STAN GOES OVER TO KYLE'S HOSUEA DN IS ALL LIKE "HEY IM ACTUALLY SORRY AND I JUST WANT YOUR FUCKING DICK" AND THEN KYLE GOES O/O

AND THN THEY MAKE OUT AND HAVE HOT, SEXY, SWEATY, LOVE FILLED YAOI FUCKING SEX AND THEN THATS IT.

YEAH. STYLE IS THE WHOLE FANFIC.

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