SCENE 1

Ruby has just been killed and the Apocalypse has started. Dean and Sam are starting to get back into the swing of things. They are at the morgue, posing as Feds, checking out a recent kill. They walk up to the man who will be conducting the autopsy and flash their fake I.D.'s.

DEAN

Hi I'm agent Walker and this is my partner agent Skinner. We're here to see Peter Allen's body.

The coroner nods and opens the draw that Peter Allen's body is in. It's covered with a sheet with a little blood on it.

CORONER

Just to warn you guys, this one is a little graphic.

DEAN

Trust me this isn't our first dead body.

The coroner then pulls back the sheet to reveal Peter Allen's body practically mangled with various scratches and deep open wounds. Dean grimaces at it but at the same time is hardly phased by it. Sam on the other hand turns extremely pale.

The police have any idea of what could have done this?

CORONER

I'm guessing some kind of animal. Definitely nothing human.

The coroner looks over at Sam

You okay their agent?

SAM

What? Yeah I'm…

Sam then falls over passing out

SCENE 2

Sam slowly wakes up in a hospital bed strapped to an I.V. Dean is sitting in a chair in the room reading a porno magazine. He notices Sam starting to wake up and puts his magazine down and walks over to Sam

DEAN

Hey Sleeping Beauty

SAM

Dean? What the hell happened?

He then notices that he's connected to an I.V. Dean starts to chuckle a bit.

DEAN

You passed out Samantha.

SAM

No I didn't

DEAN

Oh yes you did my fragile little brother.

SAM

Shut – up. It's probably because I haven't eaten.

DEAN

Or maybe it has to do with the fact that you were puking your guts out this morning.

SAM

You knew about that?

DEAN

Yeah. And you were fine until the coroner opened up Peter Allen's body. Since when did you get so sensitive to blood, because in our field of work that could be a problem

Dean chuckles

SAM

So what did the doctors say?

DEAN

They couldn't find anything wrong with you but they took your blood just to make sure.

SAM

Alright fine lets just go. I hate hospitals.

Dean helps Sam out of the bed and they leave.

SCENE 3

Sam and Dean are in the Impala and Dean is driving. Dean looks over to Sam who still looks sick.

DEAN

Hey if you're going to throw up let me know so I can pull over. I just cleaned my car.

Sam rolls his eyes

SAM

I'm fine.

DEAN

So are we going to talk about what's been going on with you or not?

SAM

Dean…

DEAN

Seriously Sam, you're puking your guts out like a desperate model and your passing out like a girl at a Beatles concert, I mean what the hell?

SAM

So I'm sick, it happens.

DEAN

Then why are you trying to hide it?

Sam starts to stutter.

SAM

I-I-I'm not hiding it.

DEAN

Really? Then you wouldn't mind sitting this hunt out.

SAM

Oh come on.

DEAN

Hey you're not steering the wheel on this one. If you're saying that your sick then you can rest.

SAM

If you were in my shoes would you rest?

DEAN

No, but I'm the oldest and what I say goes.

SAM

I'm not 12 Dean. That crap doesn't work anymore.

DEAN

Yeah well it's working today.

Dean pulls up to the motel and Sam gets out and then drives away. Sam walks into the motel and falls asleep in his bed.

SCENE 3

Sam is still asleep in his bed when his phone goes off. He fishes for it in his pocket and finally answers it before it goes to voicemail. Sam answers groggily.

SAM

Hello? Yes this is Agent Skinner. Um excuse me? I'm what?!

Sam drops the phone and begins to hyperventilate

This isn't possible! This can't happen!

Sam then picks his phone off the floor and calls Dean.

You need to get back here, now!

SCENE 4

Dean walks into the motel and see's Sam pacing back and forth.

DEAN

Hey what's wrong?

SAM

You better sit down.

DEAN

Why?

Sam walks over to the chair and pulls it out.

SAM

Sit.

Dean does what he's told. Sam then hands him a drink. Dean takes a swig of his drink.

DEAN

Alright so why'd you drag me down here?

SAM

Okay, what I'm about to tell you is extremely crazy and downright impossible and that's why I need your help.

DEAN

Just spit it out.

SAM

The doctor just called and told me that I was…pregnant.

Dean cocks his head sideways and then stands up.

DEAN

You dragged me away from a hunt for a stupid joke. Really? Come on Sammy.

SAM

I'm serious Dean!

DEAN

All right okay and hey, did you hear that aliens are real too?

Sam then grabs Dean by the collar and says through his teeth.

SAM

I'm serious.

Dean takes his hands and throws them off of him.

DEAN

This isn't funny.

SAM

It's not a joke.

Dean then takes another swig from his drink.

Do you believe me now?

DEAN

No. Hell no. Sam you're a guy okay? This doesn't happen to us.

SAM

Don't you think I know that? I'm just as confused as you are.

DEAN

Sam, there's no need to be confused because you're not pregnant!

SAM

I know I was trying to hide that something was wrong with me but what if this is it? I mean we all thought it was the flu but-

DEAN

Enough Sammy! Listen to yourself, you sound like you're going insane.

SAM

But it makes sense.

DEAN

None of this makes sense!

SAM

The dizzy spells, the vomiting and the fatigue, it all fits.

DEAN

No. It doesn't fit because you're missing a big piece. It's called a uterus. I know you've stressed out lately with everything that happened in the past few months but you gotta snap out of this.

SAM

What about what the Doctor-

DEAN

Forget about what the doctor said. You wanna get checked out, fine. But we're going to my doctor.

SCENE 5

Sam and Dean walk up the stairs to the apartment of Dr. Robert. It's a very grimy and unsanitary looking apartment building.

SAM

Seriously you rather take me here than an actual doctor?

DEAN

Yes, crazy, I would.

Dean knocks on the door. Doctor Robert answers the door in his lab coat with a smile on his face.

DR. ROBERT

Sam and Dean Winchester, it is great to see you two boys again. Last time I saw you guys you must have been 8 and 12 and I was patching your daddy up from a hunt. Condolences to your dad by the way.

DEAN

Thanks.

DR. ROBERT

Come on in, please.

Dean and Sam follow him into the apartment where a hospital table lies and few monitors next to it.

So what can I do for you today?

DEAN

It's my brother, we're not sure what's wrong with him and we were thinking you could do some tests and figure it out.

DR. ROBERT

Sure thing. So Sam could you tell me what's wrong?

Sam looks over to Dean and they share soulful looks.

SAM

Umm…well you see I have reasons to believe that I could be pregnant.

DEAN

Sam…

SAM

That's why we're here right?

DR. ROBERT

All right well lets just check underneath the hood shall we?

Sam gets on the hospital bed and Dr. Robert pulls over the sonogram machine. Dr. Roberts lifts Sam's shirt up a bit revealing his abdomen where his 6 pack remained. Dean has his arms crossed and just starts at Sam. Dr. Robert then takes a gel and puts it on Sam's stomach. He goes to grab the want when Dean interrupts.

DEAN

Now wait it's not possible for him to be pregnant right?

DR. ROBERT

Dean, I've seen a lot of crap in my day. I wouldn't be surprised.

Dr. Robert looks down at Sam.

You ready?

Sam slowly nods. Dr. Robert puts the wand on Sam's stomach and a very small image appears on the monitor screen. Dean squints at the monitor trying to make out what it is.

SAM

What the hell is that?

DR. ROBERT

That, son, is your baby.

Sam sits up in the bed still staring at the screen in disbelief.

DEAN

Son of a bitch.

SAM

It's real…

DEAN

What?

SAM

It's one thing to be told something; it's completely different to see t for yourself. Dean what the hell are we going to do? I can't have a baby.

DEAN

So wait Sammy was right? He's actually pregnant?

DR. ROBERT

How did this happen Sam?

SAM

I think it was Ruby.

DEAN

Ruby? The demon Ruby? How?

SAM

Well she's the only one I has sex with lately and I remember one time her talking about how no matter what he legacy will live on with me.

DEAN

And you didn't find something off about that?

SAM

Of course I did but I was so hopped on demon blood I could barely see straight.

DEAN

Oh that's just great.

To Dr. Robert.

What are our options?

DR. ROBERT

Well…Sam could have the baby.

SAM

What's option B?

DR. ROBERT

I'm not seeing an option B. Getting rid of a baby from a guy is hell of a lot more dangerous than it is for a woman. It can be fatal to both you and the baby.

SAM

Sam scoffs

But giving bit is simpler?

Actually yes. There's nothing to worry about Sam I've dealt with this before.

SAM & DEAN

You have?

DR. ROBERT

What? You think this is my first demon spawn male insemination?

DEAN

I guess not.

DR. ROBERT

Now there are some rules that go with this. Treat this like a normal pregnancy, which means, Sam, no alcohol, no stress and most importantly no hunting.

SAM

No hunting?

DEAN

Yikes. Sucks for you.

DR. ROBERT

If you have any problems call me.

Dr. Robert hands Dean his business card.

SAM

One more question. How is supposed to come out of me?

DR. ROBERT

We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

SAM

Great.

DR. ROBERT

Thanks doc.

SCENE 6

Sam is now four months pregnant along and they're staying at Bobby's house for the duration of the pregnancy. Dean is at the kitchen table eating eggs and toast and Bobby isn't home. Sam walks downstairs and Dean spots Sam.

DEAN

Morning preggers

Sam smiles.

SAM

Morning.

DEAN

Well you're chipper.

SAM

I have every right to be. This marks the first morning where I kept everything down.

DEAN

Well congrats. Want to celebrate with some breakfast?

SAM

Yeah I think I might.

Dean gets up and makes him a plate and sits beside him. Sam starts to devour his meal.

DEAN

So other than you being puke free, how are you feeling and don't say okay.

SAM

I'm not okay. I'm pregnant with Ruby's child and I'm a guy who's pregnant with Ruby's child. I'm terrified. I'm just trying to make the best of it.

DEAN

Well all right. I guess we're really doing this then.

SAM

I guess so. Hey can you pass me the syrup?

DEAN

You know you're eating eggs right?

SAM

Yeah…so?

Dean gets a disgusted look on his face and hands him the syrup.

DEAN

And let the pregnancy cravings begin.

SCENE 7

Sam is seven months pregnant and is very irritable. He is at his computer researching a monster for Bobby at the kitchen table Dean is lying on the couch sleeping and snoring very loudly. Sam tries his best to ignore it but is having trouble.

SAM

Dean

Dean doesn't wake up.

Dean

Dean is still asleep. Sam sighs then throws a pencil at his head.

DEAN!

Dean wakes up with a jolt.

DEAN

Ow! What the hell? What you'd do that for?

SAM

Because you snore like a cartoon.

Dean gets up off the couch and walks towards Sam.

DEAN

I wouldn't sleep so hard if it weren't for you and damn shuffling around in your bed and getting up every 5 minutes to pee.

SAM

Well sorry I can't get comfortable. You try sleeping with a watermelon strapped to your body that's sitting on your bladder.

Dean says to himself

DEAN

I wouldn't be a little bitch about it.

SAM

Excuse me!

Bobby walks in and hears them arguing.

BOBBY

Hey! What the hell is going on?!

DEAN

Mr. mom is getting on my last nerves.

SAM

I'm getting on your nerves? You're such a fricken jerk!

DEAN

And you're such a whiny bitch!

BOBBY

Okay enough! Dean come with me.

DEAN

But-

BOBBY

Now!

Dean rolls his eyes and follows Bobby out to the car. Bobby punches Dean in the arm.

DEAN

Ow! What the hell?

BOBBY

What is wrong with you? You're brother seven months pregnant.

DEAN

So.

BOBBY

So, he's doing the best he can and you know that you'd be just as whinny and annoying. If anything you'd be worse. So cut him some slack.

DEAN

But he started it!

BOBBY

I don't care. This isn't an easy time for any of us and you're not making it any better by getting in fights with him. Now go in there and apologize.

DEAN

What? Bobby I-

BOBBY

Shh! Go!

Dean gives an exasperated sigh.

DEAN

Fine

Dean and Bobby walk back into the house and up to Sam. He sighs.

I want to…apologize for yelling at you and calling you a bitch

SAM

And I'm sorry for being a jerk…and throwing a pencil at you.

DEAN

Okay good is the moment over? Great.

BOBBY

All right now it's my turn to talk. You two need to stop fighting. In two months Sam you're going to bring a new life in this world and scary as that is you two are going to have work together. Do I make myself clear?

SAM & DEAN

Yes sir.

Sam goes back to his research.

DEAN

Sam, what are you doing on your laptop?

SAM

Researching this ghost for Bobby.

DEAN

Bobby, he's not supposed to do anything strenuous, what were you thinking Bobby?

BOBBY

Don't use that tone with me boy. Plus he wanted to and since when was researching strenuous?

DEAN

I do.

BOBBY

Fine you do it.

DEAN

Wait what?

Sam holds in a laugh. He then hands him his laptop.

SAM

Here ya go. Mr. Mom is going to take a nap.

DEAN

Pshh that's fine whatever.

BOBBY

Good luck.

Bobby pats Dean's shoulders and leaves the room with Sam. Dean looks at the computer confused.

DEAN

I should have kept my mouth shut.

SCENE 7

Sam is nine months pregnant and is taking a nap when he feels a sharp pain in his lower back. He wakes up and instantly, with a groan, put his hand on his lower back. Dean is sitting in the chair diagonal from him.

DEAN

That doesn't sound too good.

SAM

I'm fine.

DEAN

You sure about that big daddy?

SAM

It's just the baby kicking me.

DEAN

In your lower back?

SAM

Shut up I'm fine.

DEAN

Mhmm and isn't your due date this week?

SAM

Exactly it's not today.

DEAN

You do know that women don't always give birth on their due date right? These could be contractions.

SAM

They're not.

DEAN

Hmm, and how far apart are these pains? A couple of minutes I'm guessing?

SAM

Yeah maybe…

DEAN

Yup, we're getting your ass to Dr. Robert.

SAM

Since when did you know so much about the stages of labor?

DEAN

I may or may not have read "What to Expect when you're Expecting."

SAM

And you call me the girl.

DEAN

Shut up

Dean helps Sam off the couch. Dean calls out.

Bobby! Lets go its time.

Sam gets a contraction and squeezes Dean's hand.

Owww! Mother… okay we're getting you a stress ball or something.

Dean calls for Bobby again.

Come on Bobby get the lead out.

Bobby runs downstairs

BOBBY

What are you yelling about?

DEAN

Sammy has gone into labor.

BOBBY

Balls.

DEAN

Gee Bobby tell us how you really feel.

BOBBY

No, we got no way of getting there.

SAM

WHAT?!

DEAN

What's wrong with my car?

BOBBY

Well…

DEAN

Bobby? What happened to Baby?

BOBBY

I took her on a hunt-

DEAN

Without my permission?!

BOBBY

And lets just say she had a run in with a tree.

DEAN

I think I'm going to be sick.

SAM

Okay focus, Bobby what about you're other cars?

BOBBY

They're all dead. I run a junkyard not a dealership.

SAM

Fine, call Dr. Robert and have him come here.

BOBBY

I don't have his number

They both look at Dean.

DEAN

Umm…I know I had the number

SAM

Seriously?!

Sam gets another contraction

DEAN

Crap. Okay Sam sit and we'll look for the number.

Sam lies back on the couch and Dean and Bobby tear the place apart looking for Dr. Robert's number with no luck. Sam is in great pain and the contractions are getting closer together. Dean walks over to Sam.

Can I get you anything?

SAM

Yeah come here

Sam takes and his pointer finger and gestures for him to come closer. Dean gets close to Sam's face. Sam shouts.

GET ME A DOCTOR!

DEAN

Gotcha. Anything else?

SAM

No, just get me that and we're-

Sam has another contraction.

DEAN

When was your last contraction?

SAM

I don't know, less than a minute ago.

DEAN

Crap. Crap. Crap. Bobby! Get over here.

Bobby runs over

BOBBY

What?

DEAN

His contractions are really close.

BOBBY

Well I guess he's gonna have start having to push.

SAM

What?

DEAN

Okay I know we've avoided this question but how is it going to come out?

BOBBY

I guess we'll find out.

DEAN

Great this day is just getting better and better.

SCENE 8

Sam is still on the couch and Dean walks in with towels. Sam is still having contractions.

DEAN

You know I gotta say I'm happy I'm not you.

SAM

Yeah I bet. Look Dean this baby is coming.

DEAN

Like now?

Sam nods his head.

Oh great…. What do I do?

SAM

How the hell am I supposed to know?

Sam gets a contraction. He says through his teeth.

But you better figure it out quick

DEAN

Ok just don't push anything out yet.

Dean rushes in the closet to get blankets and towels. Bobby is helping Sam to g et in birthing position on the couch. Bobby puts the towel over Sam's legs and goes to take his pants off.

SAM

Whoa.

BOBBY

How else do you expect me to get the baby out?

Bobby takes off his pants. And his eyes widen.

Oh my God.

SAM

What?

BOBBY

Dean you might want to take a look at this.

DEAN

That's okay I think I'll just stand over here. I don't want to see anything that's happening underneath that blanket.

SAM

Why what's going on?

BOBBY

You're thing is gone.

SAM

Its gone?!

Dean starts to chuckle

Are you seriously laughing right now?!

DEAN

What? No…

BOBBY

I think I can see the head so you're going to have to start pushing.

Sam starts to push and holds on to the sides of the couch.

Good keep going,

Sam is out of breath

DEAN

Wow. That looks like it hurts.

Sam gives him a sharp look.

SAM

Really? I hadn't noticed. God somebody please just knock me out.

BOBBY

Not quite yet I can see the head. Come on Sam you're almost done.

Sam continues to push.

Dean quick get me the blanket.

Dean grabs the blanket and hands it to Bobby.

One last push Sam.

Sam gives one last push with a small scream leaving his mouth. Bobby catches the baby.

Congratulations Sam, say hello to your new baby Boy.

Bobby hands the baby to Sam

SAM

He's adorable.

DEAN

Yeah he is. He's like a little you, without the hippie hair.

Sam chuckles

SAM

Wow I can't believe I actually gave birth

DEAN

Yeah you and me both. Just promise me you won't do that again.

SAM

Yeah trust me I won't.

THE END