Dear Fanfiction,

Why am I always described as a perverted drunk?

I'm not ALWAYS drunk, you know.

I have priorities too!

Tending to your women, that is..

Maka-chan *cries* PAPA LOVES YOU AND YOU KNOW THAT!

*huff*

Anyways, sure I happen to be known in some clubs downtown but that doesn't mean I go there eve night ehehehe…

Yeaaaah and let's pretend I don't see you with different chicks every night.

SHUT UP OCTUPUS HEAD

I LOVE MY DAUGHTER AND I DO LOVE MY EX-WIFE!

Womanizer *huff*

And please tell me there is NOT a SteinXSpirit fic that involves *shudder* bondage and blades?

He is my meister, you fu-

MAKA-CHOP!

Uuuugh…

Physically and Emotionally damaged,

Spirit

P.S. I happen to like Blair, so suck it!


*facepalm* What a mess…