Title: To the Death
Author: Forsaken2003
Pairing: S/X
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own none, all belong to Joss Whedon
Comments: Always welcomed!
Warnings/Spoilers: Season 5
Lady Q: write a story based on the following line: "He was brilliant, a warrior, a killing machine, trained in his craft, able to move like a wraith. He was and still is the BIG BAD."
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Prompt #346 from Tamingthemuse- Non Sequitury

Note: From now on most of my Tamingthemuse stories will be named as the challenge.

He was brilliant, a warrior, a killing machine, trained in his craft, able to move like a wraith. He was and still is the BIG BAD. Spike had his tongue poking out from between his lips as he concentrated. He was so close to killing them all. One opponent after another until he had finally reached the big kahuna himself. Spike ducked and dodged with hands flailing around, he would not be defeated!

Spike threw punches, high kicks, even head butts. Both he and his enemy were weakening fast. Only a few more hits and one of them would be dead. Spike arm drew back as he was about to land one final hit….

"SPIKE!" Xander yelled, startling Spike from his fight.

"Bloody hell!" Spike said when he looked from Xander to the screen. His character laid on the ground, head ripped from the rest of his body. "Fuck! Xan, I was so bloody close to killing Shang Tsung. Do you know how many hours I've been playing this stupid game?" Spike asked as he tossed the controller onto the ground like a child.

Xander huffed and picked up the controller wrapped the cord up before turning off the game. "Yes, Spike, I do. You were so engrossed in Mortal Kombat that I had to satisfy myself!" he said annoyed. "You didn't even hear me moaning while I fucked myself with that new dildo you picked up."

Spike's mouth opened and closed multiple times. "You….I…. why didn't you call me?"

"I did, there were only so many 'in a minute, pet', I could take and talking about how hot Johnny Cage would be in real life. You were being all non sequitury," Xander said with a raised eyebrow. "So I took matters into my own hands….so to speak."

Spike looked over Xander. He was about to ask how he knew the word non sequitur even though he didn't say the word quite right but then he looked at Xander and he saw it. Xander looked as if he had been well fucked. There was no way Spike would stand for that! "I guess I'll to make up for that." He steered Xander towards the bedroom. Tomorrow he would throw out that game…..after he defeated Shang Tsung.

The End