"Walker? What are you doing here?"
"I plead the fifth"
"And what exactly is the fifth?"
"Err… I'm going to ignore that"
"So are you going to tell me what you're doing in front of my locker?"
"I'm asking you about Avalon erm… do you think she likes me?"
"No, not now, not ever"
"And why is that?"
"Because you may have happened to, um tease her all throughout Her Entire Life?"
"How do I change that?"
"Um, talk to her like she has an IQ, don't stare at her like a weirdo, and for Pete's sake get rid of that thing!"
"Everything Walker, everything. But I can help you I'll make Avalon fall in lurve with you!"
"Please do that. I'll, I'll, I'll love you forever and ever."
"Please don't, just love Avalon, kay?"