Goofing Around At The Speed Of Sound

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: It's the fifth anniversary of Super Smash Bros Brawl, but that's for another fanfic I'll do eventually, ladies and gentlemen. For now, enjoy a quaint adventure starring Toadette and Silver The Hedgehog.


Everything seemed nice and quiet in Seaside Hill. Silver The Hedgehog was at Lilligant's Lemonade Stand, with Toadette in the bathroom as there was a huge line of Pokemon, various colored Nokis, orange colored Egg Pawns, and other different beings from other forms of entertainment. Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha were busy having a tennis match in the upper hills of Seaside Hill.

Toadette came out of the bathroom, a loud flush heard as she sighed of relief, her eyes closed as she held her pink dress with both of her hands, leaving the bathroom door open. "Ahh... nothing feels better than baking brownies."

"...Baking brownies?" Silver gawked as he placed his right hand on his hip, his left hand holding fresh lemonade.

Toadette smiled as she nodded her head, placing her hands behind her back cutely. "Well, I just deposited my gold nuggets. Sometimes it's complicated to get the kids into the pool."

"...TMI, Toadette." Lilligant remarked as she felt disgusted. "Like, eww."

Toadette blinked innocently, tilting her head to the right as she faced Lilligant. "Totally Mushy Income?"

"No, it's just..." Whimsicott interrupted as she sighed, closing her eyes as she folded her stubby brown arms, looking at Toadette. "Look, no one wants to hear you doing your business."

Toadette's smile faded away as she wrapped her arms around the back of her pink mushroom cap. "But I was playing a game, ya know..." She then giggled as she winked with her right eye. "IN THE BATHROOM!"

Everyone in the entire line groaned loudly as Lilligant giggled a bit, with Silver and Whimsicott groaning as they closed their eyes, shaking their heads.

"Oh Toadette, why are you so young, naive, and innocent...?" Whimsicott muttered under her breath.

Toadette shrugged as she placed her hands behind her back. "I was born this way, I guess." She shook her head as she smiled. "But anyway, the lemonade was refreshing, and I'm ready to go!"

"Only thing is," Silver interrupted as he rubbed the back of his head, "What do we do? Dry Bowser and Petey are doing something already."

Toadette gasped as she clapped her hands together. "I know! Let's go to the Click Clock Wood! I heard Spring is blossoming!"

Silver tilted his head to the left as he folded his arms. "Nah, we went to Click Clock Wood more times than needs repeating. Maybe somewhere new like..." He then thought as he placed his right hand on his chin. "...Corneria, perhaps?"

Toadette, Lilligant, and Whimsicott all gawked as they stared at Silver oddly. "Corneria?"

Silver shrugged as he sighed. "All right, maybe that's a bit too far. Let's try City Escape."

Toadette placed her hands on her hips. "Is that the name of the city, or is it part of the Sonic Universe's Station Square?"

Silver wrapped his right arm around Toadette as he meekly shrugged. "I have no idea, Toadette." He commented as he and Toadette moved away from Lilligant's Lemonade Stand and called for B. D. Joe, planning to take a taxi cab to City Escape.