Okay people chapter five, sorry guys this is a bit of filler before the big event I have planed those of you who know what's going to happen don't spoil it for any- ah who am I kidding I already told everyone. Dammit. Anyway let's get on with this chapter before I derp any more than I already have.

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I smiled as I sat in top of one of the spires of steel surrounding my hive watching the fire around me crackle and dance as I waited for Jamille's morial, Konali, to finish building up to my second gate when I heard the familiar ping of someone messaging me via trollian. I pushed the button on the earcuff-computer I had made earlier on the alchemiter and after the holographic screen flickered on I opened up the chat.

passiveAggressor [PA] started trolling firestormedWarrior [FW]

PA: NYA, H3Y 130NNA I N33D Y0UR H3LP~

FW: with what?

PA: NYA, FR0G BR33DING.~

FW: aren't we supposed to be doing that !ater?

PA: NYA, Y3AH BUT I WANT T0 G3T START3D 0N IT RIGHT N0W! ~

PA:NYA, B3SID3S I A11R3ADY 1IT TH3 F0RG3~

FW: patience is a virtue Kantari, and you are serious!y !acking in that department right now

PA: NYA, WHATEVER, LIKE I CARE ABOUT THAT~

FW: you are Fucking ridicu!ous at points

PA: NYA, 3:3~

FW: *Facepa!m*

FW: okay how about this; I'! dep!oy the equipment and you can get started. Kona!i and I wi! come to your p!anet !ater and he!p you catch the Frogs.

PA: NYA, Y0U AR3 TH3 B3ST S3RV3R P1AY3R 3V3R! 3:D~

FW: you're we!come. Were should I put the frog breeder?

PA: NYA, BY TH3 R3ST 0F TH3 W3IRD GAM3 3QUIPM3NT.~

I smiled and flitted my fingers over the holographic projection produced by the earcuff computer that I was wearing and pulled up the sgrub server program, after prodding the projection a few times I deployed the frog breeder next to the cruxtruder that was sitting just outside her hive.

FW: okay its there.

PA: NYA, 3:D YAY!~

PA: NYA, 0H BTW NICE CANDY R3D T3XT 130NNA, IS THAT Y0UR B100D C0L0R?~

FW: yeah, I just kept it a secret on A!iternia because… we! you know why.

PA: NYA, THE WH0L3 SIGNL3SS THING?~

FW: and also because of another mutant.

PA: NYA, WH0?~

FW: the Warrior.

PA: NYA, Y0UR ANC3ST3R?~

FW: yep. She was ki!ed by the Mis!ed but that was after she sing!ehanded!y deFeated an army of b!ueb!oods lead by Kona!i's ancestor.

PA: NYA, W0W SH3 MUST HAVE BEEN P0W3RFULL.~

PA: NYA,BUT MY ANC3ST0R KI113D H3R S0 MIN3 MUST HAV3 B33N 3QUA1Y P0W3RFU11.~

FW: he he yeah.

FW: !ooks !ike Kona!i's Finished with bui!ding up to my second gate.

PA: NYA, WH3N I S33 Y0U IM G0ING T0 THR0W A FR0G IN Y0UR FAC3 3;3 ~

FW: you do that and I swear to gog that I'm gonna ki! a! the Frogs on your p!anet.

PA: NYA, N00000000! 3:C ~

FW: I'm kidding.

PA: NYA, 3:D ~

FW: I'! see you in a bit.

PA: NYA, OKAY!~

passiveAggressor [PA] ceased trolling firestormedWarrior [FW]

I sighed and smiled before packing up my stuff and climbing down from the spire I had been sitting on, I was exhausted. who knew that keeping my friends alive would be so much work. I stumbled into my hive and sighed before laying down in a pile of cushions and blankets and falling asleep.

Dream Leonna: wake up ==

"hey are you going to wake up anytime soon?" a voice said

"wha?" I groaned as I opened my eyes I was lying on the floor of a room with candy red walls. Bright light that resembled sunlight streamed through the windows and a young sea dweller leaned on the wall. she was wearing a set of golden pajamas and a traveling cloak was draped over her shoulders; her long black hair cut off at her waist and a very noticeable cowlick crowned the top of her head. Her mouth was curled into a catlike grin and the fins at the side of her head moved slightly with her breathing.

"Yay! You're up!" the sea dweller said "I'm going to guess that judging by the color of the walls your Leonna right?"

"yeah…." I said standing up "you're Kantari right?"

"Yep! By the way, welcome to prospite!" she smiled and turned to the window "come on! Nya" and then she jumped out of the window

I quickly rushed to the window expecting to see a pile of blood and broken bones when I looked outside but instead I saw Kantari smiling and hovering in the air just a few feet out of the window.

"so we can fly?" I asked smiling

"nya, yeah!"

i smiled and climbed out the window before kicking off and zooming through the air past Kantari "this is awesome!" I laughed as I did a few loops in the air

"hey guys" a voice said to the left of us

I turned to look at the speaker, she was beautiful young olive blood with neatly arranged hair and was wearing olive green mascara she was wearing the same golden pajamas that Kantari and I wore and she seemed a bit grumpy about it.

"KARANI!" Kantari shrieked and tackle huged the other girl and they both went flying backwards

I zoomed after them and taped karani on the shoulder "tag your it!" and I flew off as fast as I could we kept playing tag and flying around until I woke up.

== randomly look at a memo that Leonna left open

WS: I wi|| now f|ood this memo with song|yrics and none of you bitches can stop me

WS: Most|y because ya'||s a|| gone

WS: And it's four in the morning

WS: I'M READY with my BACK TO THE WIND AND I WI|| F|Y HIGHER than I EVER HAVE BEEN

WS: I'|| fo||ow A|| MY DREAMS, MY DESTINY IS WAITING FOR MEEEEEEEEE

WS: I

WS: AM05:19:46

WS: ON

WS: MY

WS: WAY

WS: Ready for a SUNNY B|UE SKY and a|| my PAST WORRIES, I WI|| |EAVE THEM BEHIND

WS: For it is TIME FOR THE

WS: BEGINNING OF

WS: A BRIGHTER DAY

WS: IT'S A BRIGHTER DAAAAAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYY

WS: Kay that one got boring fast

WS: What e|se is there...

WS: There is a |and that I KNOOOOWW, it is rea| and not just make-be|ieve...

WS: One where friends wi|| defend one another to the end, and you never have to |eeeeaaaaaaaaave!

WS: A boy with the |ove in his hhheeeearrrttt, bo|dened by the courage in his sosososooooouuuu|...

WS: He wi|| fight for the rights of the fairies and the sprites, a hero among troooooooo||||||||sssssss!

WS: YOU SITTING THERE WATCHING TRO|| TV, GET ON UP AND COME WITH ME!

WS: ADVENTURE |IES AND SOON YOU WI|| BE

WS: WATCHING

WS: FIDUS

WS: SPAWWWAAAWAWWWAWAWAWWAWAWAWWANNNNNNN

WS: Dunnuh dunininin dunnuh dinininin dunnuh dininin dundundun dun

WS: FIDUSPAWN

WS: I just barfed the friggen fiduspawn song in the chat and none of you guys stopped me

WS: Because you were a|| GONE

WS: By the way, yes, I am doing wonderfu||y here on |OGA|

WS: Thanks for asking guys

WS: |eonna wi|| appreciate this next one

WS: Whoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaaaaaaa

WS: Whoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaooaaaaaaaaa

WS: Have you ever been inside a f|ame; did you ever p|ay a burning game

WS: Wou|d you do what I want you to do; do you |ike the way I'm burning you

WS: Whoa there just gave myse|f the pitch vapors what the fuck

WS: C|OSE to the F|AME

WS: Behind my eyES is a beast that |ongs for

WS: YOU

WS: Ca||in' my name!

WS: So if you're braaaave enough to risk it fo||ow meeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

WS: Into the

WS: FIRE

WS: STOOOOOORRRRRRRMMMMMMM

WS: Yeah I'm not doing the WHWHOWHOWHWOWOWOHWOWOWOWHWHAHAHWAOHAWOHAW thing anymore fuck that

WS: There's no need to be afraid of this; |et me me|t you with my dragon's kiss

WS: This song is incredib|y obsidian wow

WS: |et me wa|k with you the firing |ine; put your burn unto the heart of mine

WS: C|OSE to the F|AME

WS: Behind my eyES there is a beast that |ongs for

WS: YOU

WS: CA||IN' MY NAME!

WS: So if you're braaaaave enough to risk it fo||ow meeeeeeeeeeee...

WS: Into the

WS: FIRE

WS: SOTORROROROROOORRORRRRRMRMRMRMRMRMMMM

WS: Guys no serious|y where the fuck are you

WS: I'm bored

WS: I swear to that fucking shittingdicknipp|e picture I found on human internet I wi|| start posting |inks to human porn

WS: Actua||y no that's a bad idea sorry

WS: Didn't mean to get your hopes up

WS: I hope you guys are actua||y reading a|| this cause this shit is go|d

WS: More go|d than the Empress's batteri- okay no that was horrib|e

WS: Guuuuuuyyyysssss

WS: C'mon guyyyssss

WS: I need attention

WS: And I practica||y never need attention

WS: Jegus fucking shit that sounded abso|ute|y pathetic

WS: Eurgh

WS: What the fuck am I even comp|aining about it's four in the fucking morning of course you ain't gon be on

WS: Maybe I'|| go piss off that one rea||y up-tight b|ueb|ood I found ear|ier

WS: Pissing that douche off is fun

WS: I'm just kinda |ike yo bitch what the fuck is your face

WS: And then he gets a|| f|ustered and shit and tries to correct me on my "100dness"

WS: And I'm just kinda |ike

WS: I'|| fucking say fuck if I fucking wanna fucking say fuck, fucknipp|e

WS: What the he|| even is a nipp|e

WS: It's |ike some weird human f|eshy shit

WS: Wow, weird human is rea||y fucking redundant

WS: Did you know humans have |inear quadrants?

WS: Kismesitude to matespritship

WS: And it isn't even actua| kismesituted it's just |ike eww get away from me avoid avoid avoid

WS: |ameass cu|ture if you ask me

WS: WHICH YOU FUCKING AREN'T BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING CARES WHAT I SAY EVER

WS: AND YOU GUYS KEEP FUCKING INTERRUPTING ME

WS: AND THE ON|Y TIME I CAN GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE IS TIMES |IKE THIS WHEN YOU AREN'T EVEN HERE

WS: I BET YOU'RE FUCKING SKIPPING OVER A|| THIS AREN'T YOU

WS: YOU TOTA||Y ARE ASSHO|ES

WS: Thanks fucknuggets

WS: I can fee| the shitting support from your off|ine-ness

WS: Fucking off|ine-ness what the he||

WS: I need to s|eep

WS: But I don't wanna s|eep

WS: And I a|so don't need to s|eep

WS: Because I'm not tired at a|| wow

WS: Ahahaha

WS: I'm just imagining when you guys get on you're gonna be a||

WS: What the fucking shit is this

WS: Gogdamn wa|| of text up in this bitch

WS: What the actua| hoofbeastshit is going on anymore

WS: What is my |ife

WS: Or

WS: |ack of I guess at this point?

WS: You guys wou|dn't know CAUSE YOU DON'T FUCKING ASK

WS: The Doomy thing is being a shitstain

WS: Actua||y

WS: I've been p|aying around with the Doomy thing

WS: Y'know, ki||ing f|owers and trees and then making them |ive again

WS: The first time I typed that sentence it had so many typos you don't even know

WS: He|| I don't even know

WS: SHIT GETS DEEP WITH KARANI EVERY MORNING AT FIVE

WS: Whoa shit when the he|| did it get to be five

WS: AHAHAHA I'VE BEEN SPEWING SHIT A|| OVER THIS CHAT FOR A WHO|E HOUR

WS: OH MY GOG

WS: I'm hungry

WS: I wou|d ask someone to make me food but as far as I know you're a|| shitty cooks

WS: And I'm not going anywhere because fuck me up the wastechute I don't wanna move

WS: AT |EAST I HAVE YOU, WEIRD WATER BOTT|E

WS: Actua||y I'm kinda curious about your anscestors

WS: I know mine did something with branding

WS: Forgot what the tit|e was, though

WS: She took wires and shit and bent them into |etters

WS: Stuck that shit in a fire

WS: Burned pretty patterns into pe|ts and |eaves and parchment when she cou|d get some

WS: I have a coup|e of them, actua||y

WS: Some are decorated with |itt|e burnt f|owers

WS: She actua||y managed to me|t |eaves into one of them

WS: My favorite has a story about a hunt on it

WS: "Ant|erbeast. Many ant|erbeast. Ant|erbeast fight for sma|| ant|erbeast."

WS: She wasn't very articu|ate

WS: "F|ash. B|ood. Brown. Dead ant|erbeast. Fire. Food. Proud |usus. Proud."

WS: Actua||y she sounds kinda fucking basic

WS: But since a |usus is mentioned this might have been written as a |esson, who knows

WS: CREATIVE WRITING WITH KARANI'S ANSCESTOR, A|SO BAD|Y SCHEDU|ED AT FIVE IN THE NOOK|ICKING MORNING

WS: I'm waking up

WS: To ash and dust

WS: I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

WS: I'm breathing in

WS: The chemica|s

WS: GGGAAAAAASSPSPSPSPSPSPPPPPPP

WS: I'm breaking in

WS: Shaping up

WS: Then checking out on the prison bus

WS: This is it, the apoca|ypse

WS: WHOAOA

WS: I'M WAKING UP

WS: I FEE| IT IN MY BONES ENOUGH

WS: TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS B|OWWW

WS: WE|COME TO THE NEW AGE

WS: TO THE NEW AGE

WS: WE|COME TO THE NEW AGE

WS: TO THE NEW AGE

WS: WHOAOHAOHAOHA

WS: WHOAHHAOA I'

WS: I'M SHIT

WS: RADIOACTIVE

WS: RADIOACTIVE

WS: WHOAHWOHAWOA

WS: WHOAHWOHAW I'M

WS: RADIOACTIVE

WS: RADIOACTIVE

WS: I raise my f|ags

WS: Don my c|othes

WS: It's a revo|UUUtion, I suppose

WS: We'|| paint it red to fit right innnn

WS: Whoahaoha

WS: I'm breaking in

WS: Shaping up

WS: Then checking out on the prison bus

WS: This is is, the apoca|ypse

WS: WHOWHOWWAA

WS: I"M WAKING UP

WS: I FEE| IT IN MY BONES ENOUGH

WS: TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS B|OW

WS: WE|COME TO THE NEW AGE

WS: TO THE NEW AGE

WS: WE|COME TO THE NEW AGE

WS: TO THE NEW AGE

WS: WHOWHAHOAHOA

WS: WHOAOHAOHAOA I'

WS: GOGFUCKINGDAMMIT I'M

WS: RADIOACTIVE

WS: RADIOACTIVE

WS: WOHWOAHWOHAOHA

WS: WHOAHOAHOA I'M

WS: RADIOACTIVE

WS: RADIOACTIVE

WS: A|| systems gooooo

WS: The sun hasn't diieieieieidididddd

WS: Deep in my boooooonononenenensssss

WS: Straight froooom insiide I'm waKING UP

WS: I FEE| IT IN MY BONES

WS: ENOUGH

WS: TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS B|OW

WS: WE|COME TO THE NEW AGE

WS: TO THE NEW AGE

WS: WE|COME TO THE NEW AGE

WS: TO THE NEW AGE

WS: WHAOHOAHOAHA

WS: WHOAHOAHAO I'M

WS: RADIOACTIVE

WS: RADIOACTIVE

WS: WHOAHOAHOAA

WS: WHOAHOAHAOHA I'M

WS: RADIOACTIVE

WS: RADIOACTIVE

WS: IVE

WS: Ive

WS: Ive

WS: Ive

WS: You |ike that echo effect there

WS: Fuck yeah

WS: Okay hopefu||y this comp|ete|y nu||ified my pathetic ranting up there

WS: And I'm sti|| ranting so of course it didn't

WS: Now my grasp nubs hurt

WS: Thanks guys

WS: You |et me hurt my grasp nubs

WS: Douchenozz|es

WS: I wonder how |ong my rant is

WS: My ranting is |onger than the rest of this chat

WS: What the he||

WS: Ahahahaha good |uck asshats

WS: I swear to the mothergrub if you actua||y read a|| of this I wi|| be |egitimate|y concerned

WS: Now my back hurts

WS: I'm gonna regret this who|e thing |ater

WS: Except I won't

WS: Because I NEVER REGRET ANYTHING AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA

WS: Ew

WS: I think I might regret that though

WS: ...

WS: Naaaaah, it's fine

WS: I don't regret shit

WS: Uuuugh

WS: I can hear the birds outside a|ready

WS: It's hot in here

WS: I'm uncomfortab|e

WS: And hungry

WS: And I kinda need to pee too

WS: And I'm a |itt|e bit bored

WS: I'm gonna keep this open for a bit in case anyone deems it necessary to acknow|edge me

WS: Guys cmon I just waited a who|e ha|f hour for someone to ta|k to

WS: I wi|| shit on everything you fee| fondness for

WS: I don't care if that means anther tro|| I wi|| shit on them too

WS: Even if it's me

WS: He|| I've a|ready shat on me before

WS: So that's a tota| moot point

WS: Shit

WS: Wait

WS: That's actua||y up there

WS: Someone cou|d see that

WS: I'm just gonna f|ood

WS: And f|ood

WS: And f|ood

WS: And f|ood

WS: You seadwe||ers gonna |ove this

WS: Cause everything's getting F|OODED

WS: F|OOOOOOOD

WS: Oh shit it's the f|ood from that one human shooting game

WS: You know

WS: That game kind of offends me

WS: Everything that isn't human either has ceru|ean b|ood, indigo b|ood, or ye||ow b|ood

WS: I don't think that game shows fair representation

WS: I mean, what the fuck man, ta|k about racist

WS: No seadwe||ers anywher

WS: shit

WS: Oh god

WS: What the he|| is god

WS: Godteir

WS: That's god

WS: I have found god

WS: But sti||

WS: That game is offensive

WS: ...

WS: And if anyone just took me serious|y they don't know me at a||

WS: Because I was |aughing my pretty |itt|e ass off whenever Truth or Regret popped up

WS: And that one scene before you overtake the a|ien's Scorpion was great

WS: I forgot what exact|y they said

WS: But it was frikken hi|arious

WS: I'm just gonna go id|e again...

whirlingSpearpoint's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.

whirlingSpearpoint [WS] responded to memo

WS: It's about four hours and a nap |ater and nobody is here

WS: Of fucking course

WS: Guuuuyyyysssssss

WS: I'm gonna have to go soon and miss your predictab|y funny reactions

WS: And that is rea||y disappointing

WS: I bet you aren't even awake

WS: Guys

WS: It's 9:30 you shou|d be awake

WS: WAKE UP

WS: Guuuuyyyyssss

WS: Pay attention to me

WS: I wi|| start up with the song |yrics again I swear on the mothergrub I wi||

WS: I wi|| bad|y sing Your Universe into this chat shit|ords

WS: Nevermind no I won't

WS: I don't actua||y know Your Universe

WS: You're safe for now

WS: I'm |aughing at myse|f right now actua||y

WS: Oh shit I am such a |oser

WS: This is great

WS: You are a|| now my servants

WS: Bow peasants

WS: Wraaa

WS: Okay this is getting boring

WS: I COMMAND YOU TO GET THE FUCK ON

WS: Yeah no fuck that shit I can't do none of that for shiiiiit

WS: You are free

WS: BE FREE, |ITT|E WINGED CREATURE

WS: F|Y AWAY INTO THE MOONRISE

WS: I A|MOST SAID SUNRISE WHAT THE HE||

WS: DON'T F|Y INTO THE SUNRISE YOU'|| BURN TO DEATH HORRIB|Y

WS: Actua||y funny story about that

WS: One time I was pissing around and it was c|ose to sunrise

WS: And I was |ike shit gotta go in

WS: And I saw this dumbass kid outside watching the sunrise

WS: His |usus was a|| get your ass inside you |i| shit

WS: Yeah no he didn't get to watch anymore sunrises after that

WS: He didn't die

WS: His |usus just kinda herded him inside hours before morning

WS: I may or may not have vanda|ized his hive one night

WS: I don't remember if it was his or some other poor sap

WS: But I definite|y vanda|ized a hive at one point

WS: Knowing me it was probab|y some highb|ood, actua||y

WS: Actua||y I'm about eighty percent certain it was a highb|ood

WS: Whoops

WS: Aaaaaah, not |ike that's a prob|em anymore or anything

WS: Shitbag's DEAD

WS: Guys

WS: Guuuuys

WS: Come onnnnnnn

WS: Don't be assho|es

WS: |og in a|ready

WS: I have comp|ete|y taken over the memo and I want to watch you a|| wi|t

WS: Come onnnn guuyyyysssss

WS: And now I have to go

WS: You bu|gestains better be fucking sorry you missed me

WS: Peace out, bitches

whirlingSpearpoint [WS] stopped responding to memo

whirlingSpearpoint [WS] responded to memo

WS: Oh my gog

WS: Sti||

WS: There is sti|| nobody e|se on

WS: I am so very disappointed in you a||

WS: It's a|ready one in the afternoon and there's nobody here

WS: You shou|d be ashamed

WS: Y'a|| suck

WS: Sweet dreams are made of theeeese

WS: Who am I to disagree

WS: I've trave|ed the worrrr|d and the seven seaaaaas

WS: Everybody's |ookin' for somethin'

WS: Guuuuuyyyssss

WS: Where are you

WS: |eonna if you are actua||y being kept away from your computer by your |usus again I fucking swear

WS: Actua||y I can't rea||y do anything about that

WS: So nevermind

WS: I fee| |ike coming up with new curses

WS: Or

WS: More creative ones at |east

WS: |ets see

WS: Shitgobb|er

WS: I |ike that one

WS: Bu|geseeker

WS: Searchin' for the B

WS: Hey

WS: HEY

WS: I just thought of something hi|arious

WS: Okay

WS: So

WS: GHB is |istening to a report or whatever

WS: Sudden|y he sneezes

WS: And the scout goes f|ying, hits their head on the wa||, and dies

WS: GHB is a|| MOTHERFUCKING SHIT

WS: THAT'S THE THIRD ONE THIS PERIGREE

WS: Isn't that funny

WS: It's fucking funny and you know it

WS: OH

WS: GRAND HIGHCHAIR

WS: AAAAAAH YES

WS: THAT'S A GREAT ONE

WS: I don't care what anybody says

WS: GHB jokes are the best

WS: GHB wa|ks into a bar

WS: The bar bends

WS: GHB wa|ks into a room

WS: The door is sudden|y much bigger

WS: So

WS: One night

WS: GHB is |ounging around his throne room |ike usua|

WS: When sudden|y a tro|| bursts in c|aiming there are rebe|s at the door

WS: GHB gets up, ready to get his MOTHERFUCKING MURDER on

WS: But there is nobody there

WS: They had a|| vanished

WS: Just |ike this joke's punch|ine

WS: Guys serious|y

WS: I wi|| fucking hunt you a|| down to your p|anets

WS: I wi|| ki|| your consorts

WS: Okay no nevermind

WS: Un|ess they're being assho|es

WS: Then I'|| ki|| them

WS: But otherwise no

WS: You're a|| boring

WS: And |ame

WS: I'm gonna go id|e again

WS: Wtf guys it's two thirty

WS: Where are youuuuu

WS: It's three

WS: Ho|y shit if you guys are sti|| as|eep

WS: ...

WS: I won't b|ame you because I've done that before

WS: But sti||

WS: Your |ack of being on has given me hiccups

WS: Thanks, shitnuggets

WS: Three-thirtyeight, rea||y big storm came up

WS: And none of you guys are here

WS: Sti||

WS: Okay

WS: I'|| reconnect once this c|ears up or something

whirlingSpearpiont [WS] ceased responding to memo

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Yeah….. I have no idea what happened here….