"We need to get you back home," Holly said, starring at Phoebe as she devoured pickles in honey.
"What's the rush?" Phoebe said while chewing. "This place is great!"
"Well, the rush is that time runs differently here," Rose explained. "According to this note, she'll be in the charmed realm for 2 weeks but it's two months here. And according to you, you're do in a month. If your baby is born here, it becomes apart of our dimension."
"Wait," Holly said. "Didn't Phoebe go into labor a month early in the show?"
"Yes," Rose said, dawning on the fact. "Ok, we need to get you home like now!"
"No, I don't want to go home!" Phoebe said. "I want to stay here!"
"She was always the stubborn one," Holly said. "Look, we don't want your baby born here. She needs to be born in the charmed universe to keep the story going. And Alyssa needs to have her baby here."
"Isn't she due in a week?" Rose asked.
"Yes, she is," Holly said. "Goddamn it! Alyssa better get her ass back here before two weeks so her baby doesn't become one of the charmed dimension."
"We'll be fine," Phoebe said through her food.
"Honey, where are you?" David asked, walking through the door.
"Hey, David!" Holly said, her eyes widening.
"Where's Alyssa?" David asked.
"She's taking a nap!" Rose chimed in.
"No, I'm not!" Phoebe yelled, walking into the kitchen where they were all talking.
"Hey, beautiful," David said, leaning down to kiss her. She stepped back.
"Get off of me!" Phoebe yelled. "I'm married!"
"To you!" Holly interrupted. "She's just a little hormonal today, David."
"That's why we sent her to take a nap," Rose whispered so Phoebe wouldn't hear.
"It looks like you lost some of your bump, honey," David said, smiling. "You know that means he dropped, right? He'll be coming sooner than later."
"No, for one thing it's a girl. And two, I'm not due for a month." Phoebe yelled.
"Honey, are you ok?" David asked.
"We're just going to go talk to her," Rose smiled and dragged Phoebe and Holly into the next room.
"What the hell are you thinking?" Holly asked.
"I can't cheat on Coop!" Phoebe said.
"Well you're going to have to!" Rose yelled. "He thinks you're Alyssa. We can't just tell him the truth!"
"Fine, fine," Phoebe said. "But I am not having sex with him! Will not happen!"
"That's ok," Rose smiled. Her phone buzzed. "I've got to get going. I have a Once Upon A Time episode to film."
"Bye honey," Holly said, hugging Rose. "Be back here tomorrow."
"Will do," Rose said, leaving.
"So what do you want to do?" Holly asked. "Try talking to David?"
"No, I just realized something," Phoebe said. "This Alyssa girl is really famous, right?"
"Yeah," Holly said.
"Then let's go look for celebrities! I've always wanted to meet Sarah Jessica Parker!" Phoebe squealed.
"Will do," Holly smiled. "You need to look like Alyssa though. So I'll pick out an outfit and then we can go."
"Let's do it!" Phoebe squealed.