Blah blah. So this is kinda just a lighthearted chapter because I felt like being lighthearted today. Enjoy. LOL :D
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Chapter 6 - Plans
Oh, is that watermelons I see in the distance? Yes it is! Come to me watermelons! I ran towards the watermelons.
I was suddenly awaken by someone constant poking my cheeks.
"Hey Captain," a bubbly Lieutenant greeted me.
I groaned,"Hello." I yawned and the pain instantly hit my head. My head is killing me. Why, why, why did I drink that much? What type of germ caused I, Captain Hitsugaya to get drunk? I laid my head on my desk and a bottle crashed to the ground.
Rangiku gasped,"Captain! Have you been drinking? OH MY GOSH, I AM PROUD OF YOU." She squealed an ear piercing squeal and pulled me into a suffocating hug.
"My head is killing me, please lower your voice and release me," I growled.
"How do you remain so cheery a day after getting drunk, Rangiku," I asked after she released me.
"Oh? You want to know? It's this instant remedy that Captain Kyoraku and I invented one day," she said proudly.
My interested was piqued,"What is it made of?"
"You know Captain, it's made of beautiful things and yeah," she answered vaguely.
"Alright, get me some," I ordered. Something tells me I will be regretting this greatly later.
I yawned loudly as I sat up. What happened again yesterday? Something about Captain Hitsugaya trying to figure me out. Oh whatever.
"YUUUUKIIIIII!" Rangiku ran through the door. I had a confused look on my face.
"No questions, come, come, come!" she pulled me up and took me where she wanted. Strangely, I don't have a hang over. I feel... fine.
A few minutes later we were inside the office of Squad 10.
"This Captain," Rangiku gestured to me,"Is your remedy," she smiled. Remedy? Remedy? What?
The Captain looked at me with a tired and confused look. He looked terrible.
"Are you messing with me, Rangiku?" he asked.
"You see Captain, this here, is the best remedy. They say that beautiful things can cure hang overs because you'll be so mesmerized by them that you'll forget all about it. Go on Yuki, do something seductive," she grinned.
My jaw dropped. I was baffled,"I-I," I couldn't even form proper words. What is going on?
A hand slammed on the desk,"Rangiku, get out," Toshiro snapped.
Rangiku pouted,"Fine," she walked out and shut the door. We both heard a bit of banging and loud noises outside the door and suddenly it stopped.
"What is that idiot doing?" he muttered,"Also, Yuki, you may leave."
I nodded my head and tried to push open the door but it wouldn't budge. I tried kicking it and everything. I coughed,"Captain, I think we're locked in." He looked at me with rage in his eyes.
He sighed and got up and tried pushing on the door. Obviously, it wouldn't budge,"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT WOMEN... I WILL KILL HER," his spiritual pressure rising to monstrous levels. I backed away.
The Captain didn't say anything to me as he returned to his desk and started doing his paper work. I sat down in a corner and kept quiet.
After awhile,"Are you just gonna sit there and do nothing?" the Captain suddenly asked.
"Then help me with this paper work, since Rangiku won't be returning any time soon," he ordered. I walked over and helped him in silence.
"Oh and by the way, your results for the placement test," he started.
I looked at him. "You made sixth seat."
My jaw dropped... for the second time today.
"What the hell were you two idiots doing last night? Screaming your love for me and running naked around the Seireitei!"
Ikkaku and Yumichika stood in front of me with ice packs on their heads.
"Was it really necessary to hit us so hard with your zanpakuto?" Yumichika asked.
"Yeah, it was. Besides, you two don't have any brains to lose. Dumbasses," I rolled my eyes.
"Look at it on the bright side Captain, we're probably the only people you'll ever meet that will confess their love for you," Yumichika smirked. I punched him in the face.
"Hey boys," Hana suddenly walked in all cheerful and happy.
I can't believe I have these idiots in my squad.
"Hi Hani!" Yachiru greeted from my shoulder.
"What's got you in sucha good mood? Shouldn't you be like bedridden right now?" Ikkaku asked.
"Unlike you two, I wasn't exactly drunk. And did you know, in one week, it is going to be my sisters birthday!" Hana declared happily.
"Yeah... so?" I asked boredly.
"We're gonna put on a play for my sister. She doesn't laugh often and I want to make her laugh as much as possible. I'm going to get most of the Squads involved. So far, our squad is going to be in charge of the play."
"And why do we have to help you?" Ikkaku asked.
"Because I'll rip out your balls if you don't," Hana growled. Then she smiled,"Oh and Captain, you're gonna be playing one of the lead roles."
"Like hell I will," I snarled at her. Lead role? No way am I getting involved in something so ridiculous. Hana approached me and whispered something in my ears.
"Fine, I'll help," I grumbled.
She clapped her hands in victory,"Who wants to guess what we're gonna be acting out?"
Silence. No one had a clue and no one really wanted to know.
She grinned,"The Titanic."
Someone kill me now.
This girl... was definitely strange. There were so many questions just surrounding her. The idea to give her sixth seat was given to me by Captain Kyoraku and Captain Ukitake. I wonder what they were up to. They told me that by doing so, I would understand many things. It's not like me to care about the personal lives of my subordinate but let me be honest here, this girl... has piqued my interest.