"Know Your Mare"

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Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. That's all I have to say from here.

Chapter 14: Apple Bloom

A pale, light grayish olive pony with an amaranth mane and a big red bowtie sat in the hot seat this time. She was one-fourth of Ponyville's most familiar group, the Cutie Mark Crusaders. It was the highly energetic Apple Bloom. Suffice to say, she looked a bit nervous.

Know your mare... Know your mare... Know your mare...

"Y-yeah, it's good to be here. But please go easy with me." Apple Bloom pleaded.

Don't worry, I'll take it very easy on you. Apple Bloom... she's a gang member of the Crips!

"Um, I don't think that's right." Apple Bloom said to the announcer as she shook her head, "I'm actually a member of the Cutie Mark Crusaders. You know? A group where ponies like me try to get our cutie marks by finding things to do and whatnot? I have something to prove."


"The Cutie Mark Crusaders? Ya know...?" Apple Bloom replied as she was trying to correct the announcer, like he didn't believe her.

Sorry, never heard of it. Anyway, Apple Bloom... was raised in a family of serial killers!

"Now wait just a second there! I wasn't raised in a family of serial killer! The rest of my family were born and bred apple farmers!" Apple Bloom cried out a little after hearing that ridiculous lie. "My sis Applejack and my bro Big Mac even make the most delicious apple cider this side of ponyville!"

Yeah, made out of the blood from severed women and men.

"Now that's just balderdash!" Apple Bloom exclaimed as she crossed her hooves angrily, "Nothing but heebie-jeebie garbage! I'll have you know, our apple cider is the talk of the town!"

Blah blah blah, yap yap yap. Apple Bloom... she killed a black man and stuffed him in her closet.

"What? I would never do such horrible things such as that! That's insane and wrong!" Apple Bloom said as she felt a shock go through her heart, "I'm pure and innocent just like my sis!"

It's okay to be a pure and innocent when you're a murdering racist, Apple Bloom!

"Stop these lies right now! I'm certain you would do something like this, but I don't!" Apple Bloom spoke in an angry tone to the announcer before looking right at the camera, "Guys, whatever you do, don't believe whatever he says, I'm tellin' ya!"

They won't believe anything you say. You're going up the river, Apple Bloom!

"No, that would be you! You're nothing but heartless! You're like Diamond Tiara but you're more bitchier!" Apple Bloom shouted at the announcer, "I demand you come out here and take your lumps like a coward, Cutie Mark-style!"

Now you know the murdering racist... Apple Bloom!

"Wha? No, ya don't!" Apple Bloom snapped.

Yes, they do! Oh, and be careful walking outside. The police are waiting for you.

"I'm telling ya! I didn't murder anybody! I swear, I'm innocent!" Apple Bloom exclaimed as the camera backed away from her. "To tell ya the truth, I like people and ponies, no matter if they're black, white, green or any kind of color! I don't even have a dab of blood on my hands even though it was only ketchup! I'm serious, it was only ketchup! I was eating some fries this morning and then I came to the studio! Are you listening to me? Hello...?"

This was my weakest chapter, I think... but I like to think I tried though. What are your opinions about this?

Next up will be another member of the CMC, Scootaloo! R&R!