"What the hell did you do to me?" Izaya screamed at his secretary as she tried to hold back a laugh. "How on earth is this funny?!"

Namie let out a chuckle and said, "Well I thought that it might help you out a bit" (another laugh) "but I guess I was wrong."

"What the fuck?" Izaya asked, stomping over to invade her space and look threatening. "I will get you back for this!"

"I didn't know it was going to do this!" Namie defended herself. "The bottle said it was supposed to help you release your inner animal. I thought it was an aphrodisiac, not turn you into…this."

"Oh I am so getting you for this!" Izaya asserted. "Maybe I should even take it out on your precious brother!"

"Hey!" she shouted, finally getting seriously angry. "It's not his fault your inner animal is a cat!"

Izaya growled and the tail behind him flicked back and forth expressively. "I will get you! Just tell me how to reverse it!"

Namie glanced at the bottle containing the pills. "It doesn't say."

"Are you fucking—!" Izaya began before cutting himself off. He took a deep breath and put a hand to his forehead. He was determined to keep calm, even in this ridiculous situation. "Fine. Then I'm going to my friend to get this fixed. I'll punish you later."

He stomped out of the room after grabbing his huge fur-trimmed coat. He was out the door and didn't hear her mutter, "Totally a turn off."

OMG! I can't believe I wrote this. I don't even read fanfictions like this! Damn I feel horrible. But this isn't a one-shot, there's more yaoi goodness to come (sigh). I love Shizaya too much for my own good sometimes. Hope you all enjoy!