Name has been decided! (Though not thanks to you!) The name is ***** and if you can guess where I got it I'll give you a digital cookie, and tell you my theme song! (It is very random) Anyway! Onwards to victory!
Normal speech- "Kid get over here!" the boy just looked at them with entirely unblinking, unreadable eyes
Thoughts- The boy just looked at them, thinking, 'My name is Menma.'
Anything I need to specify- "My name is Menma dogs!" Menma's other personality roared.
Jutsu- "Demon style: Braking Death chains!"
Chapter : The early years.
(Three years old.)
"Then you just-" Menma stopped listening, perfering to just listen to his own thoughts. 'I'm bored, I wonder what I can do to fill the time..." He thought. Then his double personality kicked in. 'You can always play a prank, your father was the prankster king.' It thought to him. He perked up, arlready thinking of plans...
Three days later...
"Okay class, today we are going to learn the henge justu." Irukra announced. "Menma I know for a fact you can do it, so why don't you show the class." Menma went up in front of the class. Despite to yells of things like "How is he better than us!" or "He's only freaken' three!" and promply did the hand seals for the Hendge, while his evil counterpart did completely hand seals, witch caused a blue-ish green portal to open up behind him. He opened his eyes a little, feinting surprise, as a gender-bent class appeared behind him. The two looked at eachother. Quickly starting do poke at eachother. Then asking things like "Who the heck are you!" and "Why are you me but a girl/boy?" Only they actually picked weather to put girl or boy. Then, after minutes of rambling the suddenly held out there hand saying, "You know that doesn't matter. What are your sizes?" While both classes yelled "Eeeeaaaa?" Witch was followed by whispers, the Menma's (does Menam work as a girl name?") getting red, and yells of things like, "4 inches! Your 3!" Before they suddenly waved goodby. Then Menma turned back to the class and said, "Oh yeah!" Then turning into his female counterpart. The teachers looked at eachother all thinking to the lines of 'O crap.'
(Age: five years old.)
Naruto and Menma sat in the hokage's office. "Hidden mist?" Naruto asked Menma shook his head, "Though their techniques do help me a lot, I was there last year..." He moped. Naruto sighed, "How about the hidden sand then, it is the last one on the list, and I have a friend named Gara who has a son like you!" Naruto mentioned on-a-far-to-cheery note. Menma nodded. 'Now for operattion: Steal the sands of time.' Menma thought. Yeah he was going to get Sacred Shadows up and running in the sand.
One month later...
Menma looked at the village at night. 'I must admit it is interesting but I have things to do...' he thought. Then, as if on que a masked ninja ran to the gate guards and shouted, "Go look for the Kaskage's son!" Menma smiled evilly. He was not going to let his opportunity go.
Menma found the roge ninja in less than five minutes, though it would have taken anbu thirty. 'You would think trained, fully grown ninja could beat a five year old boy.' Menma thought 'Hey that's an organization against twooo five year old boyssss!" His counterpart part, now dubbed as Kurama jr. Tails, thought yelled later. Menma nodded. That is, before jumping into the sandstone carvren, made by earth style jutsu, and engaging the roge ninja in a long and epic battle witch he won, apparently, by just a hair thanks to his medical knowledge, and poison. He then befriended the one tailed biju holder and informed him of the up and coming biju song, made by the biju holder and sponsored by the by the hidden leaves and Sacred Shadows.
Authors notes: (Yeah I know nobody but me reads them other me!) So, yeah! Menma! Also, somebody freaking comment this time! I got better from the Fairy tail fic!
Random sentence!: So does everybody seriously think I'm a spy just because my announcer and alternate personalities are, I wonder why?