"Argh! What is so funny about upside down pies and plaid ground? Ballet buffaloes; what the fuck?" Equestria was in chaos again, thanks to Discord. Only God knows where he is and what in the world he is doing at this very moment. I could just get rid of it, so I did. All that remained of the chaos were some cotton candy clouds with chocolate rain, buttered popcorn sprinkled throughout the fields, and some lollipop trees. I could care less; and I could probably send out Pinkie Pie to finish them. The sun and moon were moving to their own accord, like they should. Discord didn't seem to be anywhere in sight either, which was a bad thing. This was his fault, and I need to get my revenge on him; but I'm not going anywhere until he comes to me. I turned around facing the ponies I should be 'friends' with. There doesn't seem to be any harm from playing a little game with them. I have already shown them the basic survival skills and all that stuff, so they were ready.
Fluttershy was the first to be shown my tutorial, but she freaked out when I tried to introduce the concept of respawning to her. I felt a little heartless 'killing' her, but I'm glad she came back to life, or should I say 'respawn'. All I did was show her around a ravine, and I 'accidentally' pushed her into some lava. The next pony was Pinkie Pie... well, anypony could guess what she did. Somehow, she knew most of the games ideas and quests and stuff. Rainbow Dash on the other hand/hoof, was cocky as always. I think she would be at her best, not with Fluttershy. Rarity was definitely the interesting one. She was able to find ores so quickly, I could have sworn that she found twenty emeralds in one extreme hills biome within ten minutes. She also had a lot of skill in archery, so that was something to keep in mind. I wanted the tutorials to end quickly, so I put Twilight Sparkle and Applejack in the same one. They were quite skilled in close combat as well as archery. The only problem was with them and the physics of the game itself, such as floating trees and floating islands and such.
I had to pick teams as well, so that violence doesn't get the best of all of them.
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash definitely couldn't be on the same team, and Pinkie Pie was special. Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack. That works, and then Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rarity can be on the second team. The only thing to decide now, is which team should go first.