This is a silly short chapter story written for the wonderful mauigirl60. My writing self-esteem was broken and she helped me get it back!
A big thank you to MidnightLove87 for coming up with the title!
Parks & Recreation is my favorite TV show and April is my inspiration for this Bella. Watch the show! It's terrific!
Thank you for reading.
"So what do you think of Tanya Denali?"
The boy was bothering me again as I was trying to eat a slice of pizza. As Captain or General or whatever they call the head honcho of the baseball team, he needed to get back to the jocks table before I poured my milk over his head.
"She tried to stuff me in a locker, so not a fan." I pushed my glasses up on my nose and glared at him. That kid could not take a hint. "You want to date her?"
He grinned and played with his Gatorade bottle. "Why? Are you jealous?"
"Nope, I was just thinking if you like big boobs you should talk to Angela. She lent me a pen. It gives her a leg up on her big rack competition."
The idiot started laughing. Hard. He calmed down and announced in amazement, "You're funny!"
"Not really, but you seem easily amused." I swatted my hand at him, like he was a fly. "Go away now, pest!"
"I just want to ask..." He started to say with his face turning red.
Then I was saved by the giant kid with the tee-shirt ten sizes too small. "Yo Ed, we got to get to French! Hey girl, how you doin'?"
The giant talked to me. I might hate him more than Baseball Boy.
"Please take the Jolly Green Giant out of here," I said with a sneer.
The giant laughed. "She's funny!"
"I know, Emmett!" Baseball Boy agreed.
They were both idiots.
Unfortunately, I couldn't breathe a sigh of relief at them leaving me to peaceful silence due to Baseball Boy calling out, "I'll save you a seat in Biology!"