AN: Helllo EVERYGONE, this is my adventure of Gamzee and Karket and my fiorst human stuck so please leave a review~ Lol XD. Also, it has a lot my heafconons it it ill let you know which ones LOOOL XD ENJOY, PIECE OF BITCHE!


In a AU that has nothing to do with houseTrap, there lives this teenage boy named Karkat Vantas whose life Is a a totally crazy. His apartment was mess. His roommate, gamzee was also a huge stoner bt and his pet kat was also neputa. And this is their epic sotry. Hope you like it.

He wakes up and storms into Gamzee's room because he was mad cause Gamzee was smoking too much pot and he didn't share non with the Karkat. So the Karkat slaps him so hard that his clown makeup went sideways on his face, and he was like " Gamzee, you jugallo shit, you didn't share your pot with me! FUCKASS!"

Gamzee was like " sorry bro, there isn't anymore mother fuckin pot" because ran out of it from smoking a lot of it lasrt night.

Karkat was about ot flip is entirely at gamze. He has to drink orange juice first to calm his never down a bit.

" GAMZEE THIS IS WHY YOUTR A FUCKASD. YOU ALWAYS SMOKING UP The POT "

Him and Gamzee got breakfast and ate. He was still mad at him cuz he kept smoking pot and not share any pot.

This happens like almso t every day gamzee smocking up the pot, like what up with that right?

SCHOOL:

Sollux was waiting for karkat and gamzee to come. Karkat twerk across the street. Gamzee was from last night.

Sollux was a fat.
He liked eat has PMS.

Karkat slapped Sollux Captorjesus for being a fuckass and Sollux and Gamzee followed Karkat in class because all 3 three of them were really close friends, despite having different classes and the teacher did not give a damn because SHE TOO WAS ALSO SMOKING POT. Except for Eridan, who they call Desperation Man, because hebhated smoking pot. Eridan was like " I hate Sollux so much "" I WANT HIM DEAD " he scream so loud that everyone heard in class, but nobody cared because, hell, they all were smoking pot! At lunch time, Vriska pushed Tavros down the stairs. Gamzee and Karkat walked pass them anyways and Sollux was far behind because he was fat.

They shit at their lunch tables. Sollux was too fat to fit in his seat.

They went to get their lunch and Sollu, holy cow you wont believe that sollux was eating most of their food.

" This food is fuckass", said Karkat.

" I mean, they don't even have enough fuckass".

(AN: I put that in there to make it funny lol )

John and Dave nodded in agreement because they were their friends too, since a long time he knew joh and fdave for a lone tiome.

" Karkat, you need to lay off the fuckass don't you think?" adviced John.

" No, Fuckass, I'm perfectly fine with my fuckass, fuckass" he replied back, with a bag of weed in his hand, but had to put it in his pocket because his whole collge university he was in did not approve of stoners.

And ho shit, Sollux's fatass wanted to say something," Pot ii2th cool"

And they all were like " YAY POT".

tAVROS came along.

" hey...Uh...can I have...Uh...Uh...uH...uH...U UuH uH...UH...UH...uh...some pot too?"

Thay all said no because Tavros was a lame ho.

(AN: All jokes aside, time to get o the doart ))