My first fic ever on FFN. I wish it were something more sophisticated and less OOC, but oh well.
Why does Loki have a cell-phone? And how can it work inter-realm? I don't know, does it matter?
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Marvel. Well, there's a mythology reference too...
Sigyn? Darling, how did you know-
No, no, I did not forget-
I could not-
Will you let me finish one sentence?! … I am sorry darling, I did not want to shout. … Darling? Are you still there?
I really could not-
No, there was no signal in the Void.
Yes, I tried.
Not now, there something I must do on Midgard.
I am – I am sorry darling, just wait a bit longer, alright?
It is really import-
Of course I love-
I do not-
Brzztch... I am sorry, I think I'm losing ...tchtz... you. Bzrrtch... sewers, you know, bad ...tshrrr... signal. Bye!"
Oh, hi, darling, how are you?
I did not! It was the bad signal...
Yes, I am out now. But this is not the right ti-
I told you there was something I have to do-
Please, just listen to me for a moment...
I will carry out my plan, then we will have time for a chat.
A few days at most.
It is not that long...
I am sorry, it is time. There is one man whose eye I need to catch-
Not like that-
No, I swear!
Gotta go, bye!"
Ah, I guess I have some time now...
The noise? One stupid oaf and one irritating armored mortal seem to be fighting for me in a forest.
Why is this the first thing you think about?
What? I am faithful to you!
Now you bring up Svadilfari? You know what happened back then-
Yes, I assure you.
Oh, a third warrior joined them.
Well, he does not look bad, exactly...
Then do not ask me! Anyway, I am going to get arrested now, can you not call me in the next day or so..."
"Well, you managed to not call for about three hours, I guess we can call it a success.
I am sorry, I am sorry I did not mean to-
I might just be a little irritated at the moment-
No, it is not because of you! I could not be angry with you.
It was a woman. Very clever for a mortal.
...You are not going to ask me how she looked?
What do you mean only men?! I – I was a mare at the time, a female horse! It was not-
I swear I am not cheating on you.
Ah, nothing, actually. There are not many things to do in this... glass... cage... thing.
This... is not the right moment nor place.
I know I said I had time but-
I am not talking about what I went through in the Void on a cell-phone!
I am sorry, I am just so stressed lately...
Uh-oh, sorry, talk to you later-
I have to hide the phone before they confiscate it!
Yes. Thank you. Bye."
Of course they did not, you are talking to me now, are you not?
As I said, I hid it.
It is of no importance...
Did you call just to ask me about my phone?
I am not unpleasant!
I am sorry. Please forgive me.
Things are going well, my plan is slowly coming into fruition, the portal will soon be open...
Ah, I will explain that later.
Yes. By the way, what do you think about the two of us ruling a whole realm?
What do you mean-
I know it is a bit sudden-
No, I did not have time to consult you before agreeing to it!
Darling? You still there? … Darling? … I am sorry, please talk to me-
Of course I want you to talk to me! You are my wife, I love you-
Proof?... I will compensate you for my years of absence once we are together again, deal?
Midgard, I guess-
Alright, I will visit you on Asgard-
Yes, we will discuss it-
Oh, the metal man is coming, I have to go.
I do not know, I did not see him without his armor yet.
Is it so important?
I already told you, I am faithful to you, and these are my enemies-
What do you mean, 'it never stopped you before'?
Alright, I really have to go now."
IT IS HARD TO HEAR YOU, TALK LOUDER PLEASE.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BATTLE, DARLING. CAN WE TALK LATER?
YES, I DID SEE HIM WITHOUT THE ARMOR...
I GUESS HE DID LOOK GOOD ENOUGH-
NO! AND I AM NOT ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS ANYMORE!
I AM NOT ANGRY WITH YOU!
I SHOUT BECAUSE I CAN HARDLY HEAR MYSELF. BATTLE, REMEMBER?
I DO NOT KNOW, IT MIGHT TAKE A FEW HOURS.
YES, I WILL CALL YOU WHEN I WIN.
THE ARCHER IS AIMING AT ME, I HAVE TO GO.
JUST A MORTAL, DO NOT WORRY.
I WILL. BYE."
cnt talk, stop callin me
ps: be home soon
Was it clear enough where Loki was and at which point of time? I hope so.
And just to be sure, yes, the last part was an SMS.