BLESS YOU

WOW: Break (I used broken .. what can I say? I'm a maverick) It's not funny; broken ribs are never funny. Unless ...

Warning for Dean's pottymouth.

Disclaimer: If I owned them, I'd be far too busy to write about them.

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It wasn't funny.

So why was Sam struggling not to laugh?

Dean's broken rib had been healing nicely until they found this crappy motel; they'd barely arrived, but were already packing to leave.

It was a combination of the room's dust layer, so thick it could be topsoil, and the owner's fourteen pet cats that did it.

AAAHHHH-CHHOOOO!

Sam watched Dean stagger across the room. Bent double, he clutched his ribs; snot-and tear-stained face a grimacing mask of breathless agony.

"Friggin'-dickballs-douche…AAHHXHHCHOOOOOO…bag crappin' *sniff* fre-freakin'-asshat-douchewad…GAHHHHHH…CHOOOO! Holy m-mother-o'-f-fah-fudgin'…AAHH…AHHH…ASSBUTT…ohnonono…CHHOOOOOH... ooooowow… *snuck* Sammy – HURTS!"

No. It wasn't funny at all.

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