The Shit The Varia Would NEVER Say!

Xanxus:
1.) Squalo can I brush your hair?
2.) I'm so happy today
3.) Maybe I'm too harsh on you guys
4.) Losing to a middle school student and then being frozen for years didn't fuck me up at all!
5.) I'm going vegan
Squalo:
1.) I want Lussuria to braid my hair~~ 3
2.) Time for a hair cut!
3.) Sharks scare the hell out of me!
4.) Xanxus shouldn't be the leader, I should!
5.) Guys can you be a little more quiet?
Belphegor:
1.) Oh no I got a paper cut
2.) My older brother is so much better than me
3.) I forgot how to smile
4.) Fran is my bestfriend
5.) Stripes are ugly
Levi:
1.) HOLY CRAP IT'S STORMING! Q_Q
2.) Xanxus sucks!
3.) I think I am in love with Lambo
4.) I want to hug Fran
5.) I'm NOT a pedophile
Fran:
1.) I'm sorry
2.) Don't worry senpai, I know you're a real prince
3.) Hey Master you and I should get together and make a mixed fruit smoothie
4.) I love this frog hat it's so kawaii!
5.) :)
Mammon:
1.) I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
2.) I'm poor
3.) Sure I'll help for free
4.) Belphegor is probably the dumbest guy I know
5.) Fran would be a much better illusionist than me
Lussuria:
1.) I'm not at all gay, what are you saying?
2.) This whole family sucks
3.) Boxing is dumb, wrestling is where it's at
4.) Why are you so flamboyant? Be more manly like ME
5.) I never wore girl panties