Hey! I' m making this for Takanami, who wrote Kanda: The Littlest Elf. lol
Disclaimer: I'll never own D Gray Man or Gangnam Style, sorry.
It was time. All the members of the Black Order knew it.
It... It was... A miracle if any of them lived through the day. That's right, it was the horrible day called... Lenalee's birthday, February 20th.
Why was it horrible? Because of Komui's preparations for the party. Everyone except for Lenalee was slaving away creating something. And that something was BIG.
Allen Walker could feel the strain it had on his tiny little Moyashi body as he transported a large bundle of wood and other materials. Come on Allen, you've lifted things 700 times heavier than this!
"You tired, Moyashi?" Kanda taunted, smirking his usual smirk. "Figures, since your Moyashi body is so weak and tiny."
"My name's Allen, Bakanda!" Allen yelled back, his dark side instantly coming out. You see, these two hate each other, in a platonic way. "You're so stupid!"
"Guys, can't you ever stop fighting?" a new voice chimes in, sighing heavily. "You're going to stress out Miss Lee on her birthday."
"Lavi/Stupid Rabbit, I don't know how you put up with this guy!" The two harmonised angrily. "Don't copy me!"
Lenalee herself was watching the epic fight brew, and giggled. Oh, how her devious yaoi fangirl mind works.
"Lavi, just leave the two to there fight!" she called, jumping down to the Bookman Jr.
As they plotted nothing in particular, the roof exploded. The roof exploded so badly that Komui's Appendix burst. That freaking badly.
But alas, it was not actually Komui, but a Kombot!
Anyways, in throught the cracked roof came the Earl and his henchmen- I mean the Noah family.
"Exorcists, we have come for the Heart!" The fat man himself announced.
"Dayum, these guys never learn," Lavi whispered to Allen, who had to cover his mouth to stop his girly giggles. So the older Exorcist started whispering something in the younger's ear again, and they both nodded, snickering.
As the Akuma began attacking, Kanda totally lost himself in the battle of doom. He was slashing left, right and center, through friend and foe, when the music began playing.
Everyone, friend or foe, stopped fighting to look at the Earl and two Exorcists.
Lenalee could already begin facepalming.
"We'll defeat you with an epic dance!" Lavi and Allen harmonised, twin evil grins on each face. "It's called... Kanda Style."
Kanda began glaring at everyone, not liking the way this was heading already.
And they began dancing so beautifully, his momma cried. No, just kidding. They danced well, but it was their expression. The Kanda's-Glare-Of-Doom-Because-He-Hates-Everyone-Deluxe. And the kantanas in their hand... Kanda was so pissed at them, he literally began shaking in extreme anger. He gave everyone around him the Kanda's-Glare-Of-Doom-Because-He-Hates-Everyone-Deluxe-Deluxe.
Rhode, the only moving Noah, giggled and joined in. It was beautiful chaos after as Kanda killed Lavi slowly and torturously. He'd catch Allen later.
And that was how you were born, dear reader.
This was horrible. lol Bye.