All right ya'll. I was reading someone else's fic, (A Little of This and That by TheSicklyRoseVamp1229) I immediately thought of this. She had a little blurb called Rido Got Run Over by A Reindeer, so I decided to put the whole song into the system. Enjoy!

Grandma Got Run Over by A Reindeer with the Vampire Knight characters, Rido, Haruka, and Zero's father; Shuga.

Haruka got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.

You can there's no such thing as Santa,

But as me and Rido, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,

And we begged him not to go.

But he forgot his medication,

And he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him Christmas mornin'

At the scene of the attack.

He had hoof prints on his forehead,

And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Haruka got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.

You can there's no such thing as Santa,

But as me and Rido, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Rido,

He's been takin' all the pain.

See him watchin' football,

Drinkin' beer and playing cards with Cousin Kain.

It's not Christmas without Haruka,

All the family's dressed in black.

And we just help but wonder,

Should we open his gifts or send them back?

Haruka got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.

You can there's no such thing as Santa,

But as me and Rido, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table,

And the pudding's made of pig.

And the blue and silver candle,

That would just have matched the hair in Haruka's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors,

Better watch out for yourselves.

They should never give a license,

to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Haruka got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.

You can there's no such thing as Santa,

But as me and Rido, we believe.

Maa, I know that this is a little out of season, I just couldn't resist. I know that some of you might have preferred for Rido to be the one ran over, but I just don't see him as uke in a Rido/Haruka relationship. Sorry. *Sweat drops*