Through the land of Ooo we go

Singing out the chant of Adventure Ho

Swinging our swords with all our might,

Always ready for the next fight,

Ancient magic ready to be unburied

The past of the land will make the people worry

Noone wants to know the cold hard truth

Preferring instead to rest and eat chicken soup

Having fun with the Party God

Saving Princesses a whole whole lot

Vampires wander freely

Magic and Science collide to make horrors and joys

Tiny creatures use doom machines like toys

Dogs who can stretch to virtual infinity

The gods of the past have been forgotten

Replaced with dead Presidents and deities

One wrong step

One wrong move

One wrong word

And you'll find that the Land Of Ooo

Will be your very own,

Land of Doom