Chapter Seven: Situation One?
AN: Not much to say about this other than I feel tired today, ughblehda enjoy?
I do not own the Supernatural characters but Olivia is mine.
Dean was having a fantastic dream despite it being a rabbit dream. He was running in a beautiful green field, there were no demons or anything supernatural and it was just him as well as a happy bunny Sam. However there was a voice that was trying to talk to him. Dean just wanted to ignore it and continue on in his happy dream.
The voice said. Dean ignored it as he play fought with bunny Sam.
Dean laughed as he rolled over his brother who was having a little bitch fit.
Dean didn't open his eyes but his dream was over. He felt like grumbling but just snuggled closer to the warmth of whatever was acting as his bed.
"Dean you need to wake up." Castiel said in his ear. Dean ignored him and snuggled closer to his warm bed. He would have been content to stay like that had Sam kept silent.
"He's totally snuggling up to you Cas." Sam snickered. Dean's eyes snapped open and he looked up at Castiel who was looking down at him with his head tilted to the side.
'Shit I'm in Cas's lap.' Dean thought and went to leap off Castiel's lap, but Castiel must have known he would do that and so he picked Dean up gently.
"Dean Sam would like us to go to get some food." Castiel said to him.
"What? Are you kidding me? I'm a freaking rabbit Sam!" Dean yelled angrily. Sam shrugged.
"Hey man I just thought you were stir crazy and wanted to get out of here. The only difference is you have to stay in Cas's pocket but still. Besides it beats sitting around here all day." He said. Dean thought about it for a moment before nodding.
"Alright." He said.
"When you leave you won't be able to talk though, just so it doesn't freak people out." Olivia told him. Dean frowned but nodded again.
"Alright." He mumbled.
"I will be able to understand you Dean, if you need to tell me something that is." Castiel said.
"Awesome." Dean said. "Dude can you put me down now?"
"My apologies." Castiel said setting Dean on his thighs.
'Dude's like a freaking heater.' Dean thought resisting the urge to snuggle up to the angel.
"Shall we go now?" Castiel asked.
"Might as well." Dean replied. Castiel picked him up and gently stroked his ears. Dean fidgeted and frowned while Olivia and Sam snickered.
"We will be back soon." Castiel told them as he placed Dean carefully in his pocket.
"See ya soon." Olivia said waving with Sam at the pair. Castiel walked out of the motel room and Dean poked his head out of his pocket. He fully expected Castiel to fly to the diner but when he started to walk he frowned confused. He opened his mouth but nothing came out, so he hit his paws on the side of Castiel's trench coat. Castiel looked down at him and tilted his head to the side slightly.
'Maybe thinking at him will work?' Dean thought. 'Why aren't you flying?' He was partially expecting it not to work as usually Castiel heard prayers but what he wasn't expecting was the booming voice in his head as Castiel looked away from him and continued walking.
Because Sam said it would make you feel uncomfortable, and you had told me the last time that I flew with you, you did not as you said 'poop for a week'.
'Oh…' Dean thought. 'Thank you?'
You are welcome Dean.
Dean felt a headache coming on as Castiel's voice bounced around in his head.
'Tone it down please Cas.' He thought wincing. Castiel's reply came softer but perfectly audible.
My apologies Dean.
'It's cool man.' Dean thought. He looked around as they drifted into a busier part of town watching the people walk past Castiel paying no attention to him in his pocket.
"Hey a bunny!" A little girl called out. Before he had time to bury further into Castiel's pocket a sticky hand ran over his head. He snorted and struggled as the little girl tried to pull him out of Castiel's pocket.
"I am so sorry!" an older woman exclaimed pulling who was probably her daughter away from Castiel and Dean.
"It is alright." Castiel said with a polite nod before walking on.
'Man…my head's all sticky.' Dean grumbled.
We are almost at the diner, I will get a cloth. Castiel said. Dean just grumbled as Castiel walked into the diner. Castiel strolled up to the counter and waited for the waitress to come around.
"What would you like hun?" She asked with a kind smile. Castiel surprised her and Dean by pulling Dean out of his pocket.
"Do you have a wet cloth I can use? A child put her sticky hands on the top of his head." Castiel asked politely.
"Aww, what an adorable bunny." The waitress chuckled. "Sure thing sugar, is that all you needed?" Dean started to struggle in Castiel's hands as he relayed the order of food that his brother, Olivia and Castiel would eat. Castiel held Dean in his arms gently stroking his back in an attempt to calm him down.
'God damn why does that feel so good?' Dean thought closing his eyes.
Do not blaspheme Dean
'Oh shit.' Dean thought, that's right Castiel could still hear him thinking. 'Dude will I have no private thoughts anymore?'
If you wish to block me from seeing them, then imagine a door and I will not invade.
'Alright.' Dean replied.
"Here you go love." The waitress said passing Castiel a wet cloth. Castiel thanked her before gently wiping the sticky substance off of Dean's head.
'Thanks man.' Dean thought.
No problem Dean.
Dean would have grinned if he wasn't suddenly plucked from Castiel's hands.
"Oh my gosh! He's so cute!" A shrill voice squealed in his ear.
"Is he yours?" Another female voice asked Castiel.
"…Yes?" Castiel said confused. Suddenly Dean was surrounded by teenage girls passing him around like a joint. He kicked and struggled but they just giggled and pet him. One girl lifted him up to her face and kissed his nose then her friends started to do the same. Castiel just watched confused as Dean continued to struggle just wanting to be left alone.
"Hey Bonnie! Leave the rabbit alone!" The waitress snapped.
"Yes mom…" The teen mumbled handing Dean back to Castiel. Dean snuggled up to Castiel burying his face in Castiel's chest.
Are you alright Dean?
'Never freaking let me out of your freaking hands.' Dean grumbled.
"Thank you." Castiel said to the waitress who grinned and went back to work.
Why did they kiss you on the nose?
'I don't know, girls do weird things to things they think are cute.' Dean answered closing his eyes as Castiel started to pet him again.
But what if they thought a bear was cute?
'Dude I don't know. Do I look like a girl?' Dean grumbled.
You have experience with girls
'Because you never found occasion.' Dean teased. Castiel said nothing in response and just sat there patting Dean as they waited for their food.
As Dean and Castiel made their way back to the motel room Dean couldn't help but think something was on Castiel's mind. He kept looking at Dean, picking him up and holding him close before putting him back into his pocket. At about the fifth time he did it Dean got pissed.
'Why do you keep doing that man?!' He snapped.
The girls did it, I am trying to understand.
'Dude just stop. They did it because they thought I was cute. You obviously don't think I-' Dean jumped as Castiel picked him up and placed a kiss on his nose. Unable to do anything else he just widened his eyes and stared at Castiel.
"You are cute." Castiel hummed with a smile.
'J-just because I'm a rabbit.' Dean found himself spluttering as Castiel opened the motel door.
"In general you are." He said. Sam and Olivia looked up at them confused. "Dean is cute."
"S-shut up!" Dean exclaimed finding his voice as they walked into the room.