AvatarCat12: Hey there, everyone! I know I'm busy with other FanFics now, but I've got a surprise for you all. I'll be making a FanFic of bloopers from Avatar: The Last AirBender!

Making a T.V. series or movie can be fun, but sometimes, it can get hard...and a bit messy. So that's why I think it can be great to see any goof-ups. Plus, by the sounds of the lines, I'm sure you all know which episode it's from. And how I'll sort the chapters is this: I'll put the episodes in which DVD they're put in. If you're confused about this, just see the DVDs of it.

So anyways, here's the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: Remember. I do NOT own Avatar: The Last AirBender. Michael DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko own them, not me. And anyone else that appears in here like Hulk Hogan and Pikachu and the like...I don't own 'em. And even TheLucky38 came up with some good bloopers; I give him credit for those ones.

Publishing Date: March 25, 2013



Book 1 Bloopers (part 1)

"It's not getting away from me this time," Sokka muttered as he focused on the water. "Watch and learn, Katara. This is how you catch a fish."

Katara rolled her eyes before turning to see a fish swimming around before her. Taking a deep breath, she summoned up a ball of water around the fish and made it levitate.

"Sokka, look! I found Nemo!" she called.

This caused Sokka to stop looking into the water and start laughing. Katara just muttered a very confused "What? Did I forget my line?"

The fish started to get mad and chatted, "I'm not Nemo, I'm his dad! Marlin! Did you find him..."

Then the ball of water containing Marlin became frozen, and Katara tossed the fish away. It made Sokka look at her with a glare now.

"What? It's not like he'll be frozen for a hundred years," she answered.


Aang groaned and slowly opened his eyes. Staring down at him was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen: a Water Tribe girl with bright blue eyes, tanned mocha skin, and a heavenly smile. An idea forming in his head, he quickly closed his eyes.

"Hey...are you alright?" Katara asked.

Using a falsetto voice, Aang said quickly from the corner of his mouth, "You gotta kiss him to wake him up."

Katara stared down at him in surprise. "What? I can't kiss you yet!"

"The Avatar can't hear you. He's not awake," Aang continued in that high falsetto voice. "Only a kiss can revive him."

"Okay," Katara said, standing up with a smirk. "Let me get Iroh then."

This made Aang leap straight up into the air, shouting "HECK NO!" as he ran off.

"Okay, that was funny!" the director chuckled. "I-I mean...cut!"


"I need to ask you something..." Aang rasped as he laid in Katara's arms.


Aang was still whispering, "Please...come closer..."

Katara asked softly, "What is it?"

The Avatar still looked tired before suddenly lighting up. Then he asked in a normal and even excited voice, "CONSTANT VILIGANCE!"

"W-What?" Katara asked, stumbling back. "That's from Harry Potter."

Aang perked up in confusion at this...before finally falling down and laughing. Katara gave the director an awkward smile and said, "Sorry about that. We're gonna get it right this time."


Aang gasped as a low animal noise was heard from the iceberg and began to frantically climb back up the ruined iceberg. He jumped over the lip of what was in fact now a crater and…slid into a nearby block of ice. Appa was nowhere to be seen.

"Appa?" he asked, looking around. "Where are you?"

The Penguins Of Madagascar suddenly arrived as Skipper explained, "We killed him and ate his liver for dinner."

This caused gasps to come from Team Avatar.

"Gotcha, didn't I?" Skipper laughed.

"Cut!" the director shouted. "Wrong T.V. show!"


"Aang, wake up!"

Aang woke up, gasping, as Katara calmed him down. "It's okay. We're in the village now. Come on, get ready. Everyone's waiting to meet you."

So the AirBender got up and puts on his shirt and hood. Katara looked at his AirBender tattoos and his sinewy muscular body and then... "Wow...nice muscles."

"What was that?" Aang asked, turning as she covered her mouth and blushed.

"Nothing," Katara replied, smiling as if nothing happened while the director stopped the filming. Then, as Aang turned around again, she murmured to herself, "He's got a nice rear too."

The director face-palmed. "Okay, that's enough now!"

Katara nodded, but on the inside, she thought, Well, what can I say? He's cute!


Aang's gaze shifted slightly off of Sokka to look at something beyond him. Then, very randomly, he shouted, "PENGUIN!"

And in front of him were…the Penguins of Madagascar. Skipper held up his flippers and muttered, "We've been ratted out, boys."

They slid away, causing Team Avatar to laugh at this random moment.


"Aha! I knew it! The traitor confesses!" Sokka snapped after Aang explained what happened. "Warriors, away from the Avatar!"

At the gasps, Sokka slapped himself on the forehead. "...crap, I wasn't supposed to say that." To the director, he said, "Sorry. My mistake. Can we start over?"

"Fine," the director sighed. "Just don't say Avatar yet. We wanna keep it a surprise."


After Sokka and Zuko fought a bit, Zuko was preparing to deal the death blow. But when he got hit in the back by Sokka's boomerang, he fell forward and hit the camera.

"Cut! We need a new camera!" the director shouted as the villagers laughed. "They ain't cheap, you know!"

"I got it! I got it!" Zuko snapped as he got up.

(Take 2)

After Sokka and Zuko fought a bit, Zuko was preparing to deal the death blow. But when he got hit in the back by Sokka's boomerang, he fell forward and...landed on a pillow.

"Cut! Who put this pillow here! It's supposed to be snow!"

"I put it here!" Aang suddenly said, appearing and making the others laugh.

The director face-palmed. "You're not supposed to arrive until a few seconds later!"

(Take 3)

After Sokka and Zuko fought a bit, Zuko was preparing to deal the death blow. But when the boomerang arrived, he quickly ducked.

"How on earth did you do that?" Sokka asked with awe.

"Psychic powers," Zuko replied sarcastically.

This made everyone laugh except for the director, who shouted "Cut!"


"Looking for me?" Aang asked, standing between the villagers and Zuko.

The banished prince snapped, "You? You're the Avatar?"

This made Aang roll his eyes and say sarcastically, "No, I was waving my arms around while the wind was going. Duh, I AM the Avatar!"

"Um..." Sokka spoke up. "Gotta work on that sarcasm."


Aang floated down from Appa's back and walked over to Sokka, who was snoring peacefully in his sleeping bag on the ground. "Wake up, Sokka!" he cheered. "Air Temple, here we come!"

Sokka made groggy noises as he rolled over and muttered, "Sleep now...temple later..."

A mischievous grin spread over Aang's face as he got an idea. Aang picked up a stick and started poking Sokka's snoozing form, shouting, "Sokka! Wake up! There's a prickle snake in your sleeping bag!"

Then...a real prickle snake came out of the sleeping bag and asked, "Will you shut up? Some of us are trying to sleep!"

This revelation made all three of them stare big-eyed at it. Seeing their reactions, the prickle snake laughed, bit its own tail, and rolled away in a ball.

"...okay..." the director muttered, staring after the animal.


"The Fire Lord's brother and son are welcome guests any time," Zhao greeted Zuko and Iroh. "What brings you to my harbor?"

Iroh replied, "Our ship is being...being..." He looked confused now as he muttered, "Darn it. What was my line again?"

"Cut!" the director called as Zhao strolled away and Zuko struggled not to laugh. "Get him to his dressing room for his lines!"


The three of them were at the Air Ball playing arena, where Aang and Sokka were up on the poles, playing AirBall. Katara was on the ground, looking up at them and watching. She looked over to the side to see a skull beside her and thought it was pretty creepy to look at.

Then...the skull cried, its jaws going up and down, "Booga booga booga, stupid!"

This caused Katara to scream in fright and faint. And this made the director shout "Cut! Randall, did you put the talking skull there?!"

"No, I'm a talking honey badger!" the skull said in a male feministic voice. "'Cause honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a crap."


Aang approached a drape, parted it, and walked through in search for Momo. He drew in a sharp breath, startled at what he saw. Heaps of FireBender uniforms and skeletons covered the floor of a decaying building.

"FireBenders? They were here?" Aang rasped in shock.

And at the back of the grotto came this sound: "Pika Pika!"

With that, a Pikachu suddenly appeared, making Aang gawk at the Mouse Pokémon in surprise. Pikachu began sniffing around Aang and saying "Pika Pika!" before someone else called him.

"Pikachu, come here!" Ash Ketchum from Pokémon called, running out to pick Pikachu up. To Aang and the director, he said, "I know, I know. I'm in the wrong show."

"Got it," the director sighed. "Don't let Iris see you here, though."

"Too late! What a kid!"


"What the heck is this?" the Unagi snarled, glaring down at Aang. "I said the elephant koi are mine only! Are you trying to give me a bloody heart attack?!" He slammed his tail against Aang and made him fly back to shore. "Now go away!"


"Ah, the koi thing. Yes," the Unagi said as he was being interviewed. "It wasn't even about the fish, really. Frankly, I like the fish, I do. I have no problem. It's just...there's always been a lot of tension between the Avatar and me...like Kyoshi. And it's not so much that I want to kill the Avatar. It's just...I want him or her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult, and then I think this to myself: My God, wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?"


Team Avatar was chained to a giant totem pole with the islanders of Kyoshi Island surrounding them. The chieftain said sternly, "You three have some explaining to do."

"And if you don't answer all our questions..." Suki added with a threat, "…we're throwing you back into the water with the magical Liopleurodon...wait...it IS a magical Liopleurodon, right?"

"Cut!" the director called. "It's UNAGI, not 'magical Liopleurodon'!"

Suki smacked her face with her hand and laughed behind it while Aang shrugged and said, "He's right. It's from Charlie the Unicorn."


"State your business!" the guard growled, Bending a rock to hover over Aang.

Aang rushed forward out from under the rock in a move much too sprightly for his supposed age. He pointed an accusing finger at the guard and, using his old man voice, chattered, "My business is my business, young man, and none of yours! I've got half a mind to bend you over my knee and paddle your backside!"

The guard dropped the stone behind Aang...but then began laughing. The others behind the Avatar looked at him in confusion.

"You...you should've heard yourself!" the guard laughed, rolling around. "I mean...who taught you to do that?!"

The director did another face-palm. "Okay, seriously? Who gave that guy Sokka's humor?"


King Bumi let out a yawn and said, "Well, all these good jokes are making me tired. Guess it's time to the hay."

As he ended his sentence, he suddenly threw a knife (not a drumstick as planned) at Aang. It pierced his shoulder, and the Avatar stayed silent for five shock-filled seconds, the others gawking at him in horror. Then...

"Ow..." he groaned. "My freakin' arm..."


Suddenly, from outside, a heavy knock on the door was heard. Sokka quickly parted the window blinds to identify the intruders: several FireBenders outside the shop.

"Open up!" one soldier was barking.

"Fire Nation!" Sokka hissed, turning to the others. "Act natural!"

But suddenly, they heard munching sounds from the side. A certain yellow sponge was on his hands and knees, chewing on a flower and mooing like a cow.

"SpongeBob SquarePants?!" the director snapped. "What're you doing here?!"

"It's a Nickelodeon show!" SpongeBob said with his high voice. "It's the best channel in the deep blue sea!" He topped this off with his annoying post-movie laugh.

The director looked very deadpan. "Right channel...wrong show."


"Those clouds look so soft, don't they?" Katara sighed serenely, lying on her belly and looking over Appa's saddle. "Like you could just jump down and you'd land in a big soft cottony heap."

"Yeah, and Aang has an arrow," Sokka added, forgetting his lines. "Anything else obvious you wanna point out?"

Katara just gave him a deadpan glare, and Aang peeped, "Um...can we get back to the show?"


"Enough!" Zuko snapped, waving the hot spring steam away with a hand. "We need to leave now! Get out of the water!"

"Very well," Iroh sighed, standing up.

Unfortunately for Zuko, the Fire Nation prince did not cover his eyes and saw what could not be unseen! He cried "My eyes! My eyes are scarred for life!" and stumbled back, groaning some more. Zuko had hit his nose by accident with a twig, stumbled into a spider web, stepped on a thorn, and tripped over a log. And finally, he cried "OH NO!" as a small tree fell over and crashed on top of him.

Seeing this, Iroh quickly sat down and said, "My apologies, nephew!"

"And who said you can repeat my stunts?" Alex the lion suddenly appeared and said. Seeing the confused looks, he laughed, "Gotcha, didn't I?"


Appa was just getting ready to fly in between the ships...but the two ships came together and caused the bison to crash. This made Appa and the heroes fall with a yell like you would see in a cartoon.

"Commander Zhao!" the director yelled. "Didn't you read the script?!"

Zhao sneered, "I don't listen to the script; I AM the script!"

The director just shook his head and covered his face with his palm. "What did your parents do to you?" he muttered rhetorically.


After Team Avatar fled from the pirates, Katara dug into her Water Tribe robe and took out the pirates' WaterBending scroll. She was now looking so happy despite Aang and Sokka giving her shocked looks.

"No way..." Aang rasped.

"Isn't it great?" Katara asked brightly.

Sokka stalked up to the two Benders. "No wonder they were trying to hack us up. You stole their WaterBending scroll!"

At this, Katara pretended to faint, making a fake wail, "It gave me so much hope!"

"Cut!" the director called as the others laughed. "Don't you realize that it's from the Ember Island Players?"

At this, they stopped laughing when they heard the last words. Then...they ran off of the set with staff, water whips, and boomerang in arms to teach them a lesson.


While walking through the woods, Aang muttered, "Walking stinks! How do people go anywhere without a flying bison?"

"I don't know, Aang. Why don't you ask Soak-a's instincts?" Katara asked teasingly. "They seem to know everything!"

"Ha ha...wait..." Sokka turned to face her. "Did you just call me Soak-a?"

Katara looked at him awkwardly. "...yes. Sorry."

"Cut! This isn't the movie!"

(Take 2)

While walking through the woods, Aang muttered, "Walking stinks! How do people go anywhere without a flying bison?"

"I don't know, Aang. Why don't you ask Suki's instincts?" Katara asked teasingly. "They seem to know everything!"

"Ha ha...wait..." Sokka turned to face her. "I'm not Suki."

Katara tried to keep a straight face, but then she fell down laughing. Aang looked down at her and asked, "Um...how's that funny?"

(Take 3)

While walking through the woods, Aang muttered, "Walking stinks! How do people go anywhere without a flying bison?"

"I don't know, Aang. Why don't you ask..." But then Katara got confused and asked, "Wait, what was my line again?"

Sokka rolled his eyes and said, "It's 'Why don't you ask Sokka's instincts? They seem to know everything!' Well...yeah, they know everything!"



"I'm not gonna fight you, Jet," Aang panted as he landed in another tree branch.

"You'll have to if you want your glider back," Jet taunted back.

So quickly, Aang jumped all the way over towards Jet...only to suddenly crash into a random steel chair set up in the fork of the tree. Jet looked confused as he leapt away while Katara winced at the Avatar crashing into the steel chair.

When he landed, Aang grumbled, "Okay, seriously?! What the heck! Whose idea was it to put a steel chair in the way?!"

Just then...Hulk Hogan appeared on another tree branch, bellowing, "Yeah, I put the steel chair there! It brings up the show's ratings, brother! So what'cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!"


AvatarCat13: Well, here we go! That's all I can think of for now, but if you don't want it to end, I can add more here. Remember, these episodes will be put into chapters according to their appearances in the DVDs. And I hope you like this!

I'm sure you'll see plenty of movie and game references in this FanFic including Pokémon, WWE Wrestling, Madagascar, and plenty more. And I especially enjoy putting some Family Guy moments in there...and you'll see more coming up soon. One more thing: this is Rated T, but please pardon me if a few mature things show up here.

Please read and review, folks! Those who do read and review...you can come up with ideas for ATLA and its future episodes! I do NOT allow flames or else they will be put out by either Katara's WaterBending or Toph's EarthBending. But I DO allow constructive criticism and advice as long as it's not harsh.

See ya next time! And Happy early Easter!