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"These are the most logical reasons on why cooties aren't real," Kendra said to me as I looked blankly at the white bored.
"How do I know you aren't lying," I questioned.
"Because we're you're sisters and we love you," Kandace said innocently.
"I definatley don't believe you now," I stared blankly at her.
"Kandace," Kendra said," go get another marker. This one is drying out. We need more explaining to do."
I was laying down in my bed thinking in Kalie. Why the heck did she look so scared? Ugh! I'm so stupid. I think I scared her when I was hovering over her or something. Even though she isn't as innocent as she looks. I looked at the clock. It was 11AM. It was early, so I went downstairs. I looked inside the fridge and took out the milk. I poured myself some milk and started drinking it when Zuri came in the kitchen with the house phone.
"Luke," Zuri said,"it's your girlfriend's sister's sister Kendra." I spit out my milk and took the phone from her. I motioned her to leave. Zuri left and who the heck knows where she went.
"Hello?" I answered.
"YOU INCONSIDERATE JERK!" Kendra yelled do loud, I had to keep the phone away from my ear for a bit.
"What?" I asked totally confused.
"OK, let me calm down. Breathe in, breathe out. Okay, listen here Luke, Kalie thinks she has cooties because you decided to fucking kiss her!" Kendra yelled at me.
"She still believes in cooties?" I laughed a bit.
"THIS AIN'T NO LAUGHING MATTER!" Kendra yelled,"SHE'S TOO SCARED TO TOUCH US!"
"Let me handle this," Kandace said in the background and started talking to me,"get your ass down here! She doesn't believe us! We went through two freaking markers, twelve text books, and five bags of chips! Either you come down and get her phobia over or you never see her again! We'll make sure of it."
Some time later, I was on the elevator Cashmeraston's apartment. I don't see why I had to come here. Why did I have to explain to Kalie that cooties weren't real! Wait... she's scared of me right now. What the fuck is wrong with her sisters!? When the elevator doors opened, Kendra was waiting for me.
"Why did I have to come?" I asked her and looked around. It looks like our apartment, except the decorations. Blue. Blue almost everywhere.
"Because Kalie is a little ball, in the corner of her room, and shivering. She believes in cooties, and she needs to face her fears," Kendra said.
"What kind of stupid plan is this?" I asked.
"I dunno," Kendra shrugged,"blame Kandace, she's the one that came up with it. She's more desperate than Kalie right now. She still needs to blackmail her."
"Blackmail?" I wondered.
"It's a hobby," Kendra shrugged. I followed her upstairs, and to a pink door. She opened it and motioned me to come in. I saw Kandace leaning against another pink door.
"What's wrong?" I asked her.
"Kalie's in the restroom," Kandace yawned,"she's your problem now." Kendra and Kandace left the room.
"Kalie?" I knocked on the door.
"GET OUT OF HERE!" Kalie yelled at me.
"You do know cooties aren't real," I said. There was no response. Kalie opened the door and looked at me blankly. I poked her in the cheek. "Poke."
"YOU HAVE COOTIES NOW!" Kalie said in shock.
"Dude," I said,"if cooties were real, why did I touch you and risk getting cooties."
"You have a point," Kalie relaxed a bit.
"Do you still believe in cooties now?" I asked.
"Nah," Kalie grinned a bit,"now get out of my room."
"So you ever going to leave?" Kalie asked me as I laid down in the middle of her huge bed. It was filled with stuffed animals. They were everywhere.
"But your bed is so freaking awesome!" I said.
"You like koalas, don't you?" she asked me and jumped on the bed, laying down next to me.
"How can you tell?" I wondered. Shit! She better not know about Kenny the Koala!
"Cuz' you're hugging my koala," she said. I looked in my arms and true enough, her Koala was in in my grasp. I quickly put it aside and it made Kalie smile a bit.
"Awe," I said,"I made you smile."
"Really, Ross?" Kalie looked at me in a weird-ed out tone.
"Stop calling me 'Ross'," I told her,"my name is Luke."
"You're last name is Ross and that makes more sense," she shrugged a bit.
"How the heck do you shrug while laying down? I asked her.
"I dunno," she shrugged,"a habit."
"You're room is so girly."
"You're room probably has sports things all over it so shut up."
"True. True." (Star: Take that Math teacher! Forbidding us to say that while you go all up and saying it.)
"No can you please leave?"
"Are you kicking me out."
When I got home, Jessie was freaking out.
"LUKE! WHERE WERE YOU?! YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR PARENTS LEFT BEFORE THEY NOTICED YOU WERE GONE!" Jessie yelled.
"Psh, they never notice," I said.
"Where were you?" Jessie asked me again once she calmed down.
"I went to visit Kalie. I'm gonna go eat," I said and walked into the kitchen.
"There you are, brother," Ravi greeted me,"Jessie was walking around and shaking us like a lizard could shake the heads of their enemies."
"Basically, you're calling Jessie a lizard," Emma pointed out.
"I never denied it," Ravi shrugged and put pancakes in his mouth. I sat down and started eating.
"So Luke," Emma smirked,"you and Kalie."
"So Emma," I smirked,"you and Kevin."
"You know nothing about us," Emma said.
"You know nothing about us either so shut up," I told her.
"Hey, hey!" Jessie said,"Table manners!
"She started it," I said. Emma stuck out her tongue at me.
"Be mature you guys," Jessie said,"oh Luke. Why did you go visit Kalie?"
"You don't need to know," I said. When Jessie wasn't looking, Zuri, Ravi, and Emma started making kissing facial expressions to me. I swear. I WILL END THEM! I continued eating while ignoring my siblings. Gosh, I want to strangle them so badly right now.
Kalie's POV On Monday... (Spongebob "Best Day Ever" song comes on. LOL. No -_-)
I woke up and went to school. Just like any other stinky Monday. I walked up to my locker, and people were surrounding it. I pushed and shoved through the humans until I reached my locked. What. The. Fuck? There was a page clearly ripped of a magazine with Luke and I on the cover. I's a picture of us hen we were at the lake. It read: Luke Ross & Kalie Cashmeraston both kids from famous directors... in love?
"I told you to stay away from him ,you bitch!" that one girl... what was her name? Steny? Estell? Stephanie? Oh I know, Slut.
"What, Slut?" I asked her.
"You know what I said!" she yelled at me.
"You don't know how to read. It has a question mark at the end. Meaning, they have no fucking idea what's going on. We're 13 for Harvest Goddess' sake," I said to her.
"Don't act smart," she pointed at my nose with and manicured finger,"I know you want to get to him."
"No I don't. He's all yours. You know what? I'll hand him to you in a box and a little bow on top if that makes you happy," I shrugged and casually put stuff in my locker and got things out. I can tell the people were severely amused on how I hadn't melted down or something.
"Then that means you'll touch him!"
"Don't worry, I'll put on gloves."
"By the fact that you have no comeback, I assume I won this argument. Now excuse me, you aren't worth any more of my time."
"OMM!" SJ came with JD and followed me,"I can't believe you stood up to Stella! You are the talk of the school!"
"Like, IKR," JD said,"you are, AWESOME!"
"It's not awesome that you guys keep yelling in my ears!" I yelled back at them.
"I'm sorry," DJ apologized,"it's just that it has NEVER happened before. Back then, every girl loved Luke. Then Stella got to him, and it's like bye bye Luke Lovers."
"Really? I think I just found myself some motivation," I smirked.
"What do you mean?" SJ (the blonde) whispered to DJ.
"I think she means she's going to let herself fall for Luke," DJ whispered to SJ.
After school, Luke and I were chatting and walking home. We sort of, kind of, missed the bus. LUKE'S FAULT! He got us locked up in the janitor's closet. Don't ask about it. I'll explain it some other time.
"There is no way it's possible. How can you go from level 10 to 22 right away?"
"By hacking of course."
"That just ruins it."
"It's the adrenaline I like though. Your game might mess up, but who the heck cares. We're rich."
"You know Kalie, I never thought you'd be a gamer girl."
"There's lots of things you don't know about me," I winked at him.
"Will I ever know everything?" Luke asked me. I shrugged at him. All of the sudden, Luke gave me a kiss on the cheek.
"HEY!" I punched him in the shoulder.
"Owe," Luke said and rubbed his shoulder,"we had a deal remember."
"Yeah, from last night when I was sleepy! I do the craziest shit when I'm sleepy," I said to him.
"Oh admit it," Luke said,"you love my kisses."
"You aren't denying it."
"Still ain't." Luke stayed quiet.
"What?" Luke asked me in disbelief.
"Forget about it."
"Common! You said you liked the kisses!"
"Never did I say."
"You made no sense."
"If all of the gold from the oceans and seas were mined, it would be enough for every person on Earth to get 20 kg (44 lbs) of it."
"Stop mind fucking me!"
"But it's fun."
"You nasty little-"
"I meant messing your head up, Ross. Gosh, never want to get there with you."
"Sure you don't."
"You made us miss the bus, now let's just get home."
After a long while, I finally got home. It was creepy. All my siblings (except the eldest one that's in college) were sitting on the couches that they turned around to face the elevator.
"Hello?" I asked and walked into the penthouse.
"Where were you?" Kevin asked me.
"I missed the bus, so I had to walk home."
"You walked with Luke, didn't you?" Kandace asked.
"We told that jerk face to back off," Kharlos and Kharly pouted in unison.
"Calm down," I told them,"nothing happened."
"Oh, nothing?" Kevin laughed sarcastically and pulled out his Ipad,"WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS KALITZA REMENINGA CASHMERASTON!"
"That ain't even my middle name," I rolled my eyes.
"EXPLAIN THIS!" Kevin said and shoved his Ipad in front of me.
"Stupid paparazzi," I mumbled. It was a picture of Luke kissing me on the cheek from today. "It was only on the cheek, so calm down."
"What's going on between you two!?" Kevin yelled frantically. Gosh, he's an overprotective gay brother.
"We made a deal," I said.
"What type of deal?" Kendrick jumped in. Gosh, they got Kendrick into this.
"A secret deal that I shan't reveal," I said in a fake British accent,"good day." I walked up to my room, getting stared at the whole way. Man, I love them all, but seriously? I put my stuff down, got some clothes, and hopped in the shower for some time. I turned on my phone and put on music. Yes, I listen to music on my phone. Don't judge me.
When I got out, I found all of my siblings sitting on my bed.
"What!?" I yelled at them as I tossed my dirty clothes on the pile in the corner.
"How the heck do you sleep here? It's filled with like HUNDREDS of stuffed animals!" Kendra yelled as she lifted a pile of them in her arms.
"Hey watch it! That one is pregnant!" I yelled at her,"Now all of you, please get out."
"Not until you twell us what's gwoing on with you and Luke," Kharly and Kharlos said in perfect unison.
"NOTHING!" I yelled at them,"Now get out."
"Are you sure? Because I still have pictures from that night in the hotel," Kandace whistled.
"I don't think it's time to blackmail," Kevin said.
"Shut it, Kevin," Kandace rolled her eyes.
"I still have that text that you were supposed to send to Illia."
"We should all leave," Kandace said quickly. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought.
I was laying down in my bed, bored. More bored than ever. I looked over to my calender. It was May. Wasn't Luke's birthday some day soon? Like on the 28th or something. I think it was. I picked up my phone. The curiosity was too much to handle.
"Hello?" Luke answered.
"It's Kalie," I said back.
"Hey. What's up?"
"You're birthday is on the 28th of this month, right?"
"Yeah. You remembered! Awe, you're so sweet.
"Oh it was curiosity."
"So that means..."
"You actually pay attention to me?"
"Not really. I space off. DJ must've mentioned it some time in the beginning of a conversation, and it stuck with me."
"I heard you and Stella fought over me."
"I didn't fight for you. I fought for my dignity."
"You have dignity? Awe, you're so cute."
"Shut it, Ross."
"My name is Luke. Can you say Luke? Luuu-kh."
"Yeah, yeah, Luke. Don't give a damn, don't care."
"Still, you fought for me."
"I didn't! I told her I'd hand you over in a little box with a bow on top and everything."
"So you're going to touch me while putting me in the box."
"Go hook up with Stella. That's exactly what she told me."
"I heard. She's is crazy."
"Awe. You're perfect match. Luke x Stella Ross, forever."
"I prefer Luke x Kalie Ross but whatever tickles your peach."
"Ewe, that's gross."
"You know you love me."
"I hardly even like you."
"The best part about you is that you never deny anything"
"I'm going to hang up now."
"Bye." I put my phone down and stared at the pink wall. I should hang up a poster...
I stared at my phone, wondering if she was going to call again... nope. Kalie has problems. She's too obsessed with me. I can't blame her. Like who can resist this? I checked my calender. I had like three weeks to get her to go out with me. I need to win this bet. I don't why, but I'm very determined. Probably because Kalie is playing "hard to get" or something. It's not like I liker her... Right? I can't! It just... won't work out. We aren't exactly too different. It's like we were made for each other. Okay, now I'm getting weird. I have never liked a girl like, love. I've had crushes on girls, but they always end after a week. I don't see what's the point. I'll get let Kalie fall for me without getting myself involved. My phone rang.
"Hello?" I answered,"Kalie?"
"KALIE?! WHY WOULD KALIE BE TALKING TO YOU?!" an angry male voice came from the other line. There was people in the background.
"Give me the phone," a girl in the background said.
"Hello?" I said.
"Hey, Luke, it's Kendra," Kendra answered,"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO TO KALIE!?"
"What do you mean?" I asked her.
"Don't play naive little boy with my, Luke. Paparazzi took pictures of you kissing Kalie. It's all over the damn internet!" Kendra yelled.
"Yeah, you know. The online-"
"I know what it is. I have to go. Bye!"
"DON'T YOU DA-" I didn't finish hearing her threat because I went straight to my desk. Where's my laptop?! Oh right, I dropped it in the toilet, again. Emma! I hurried downstairs and found Emma on her laptop, surrounded by Jessie and Zuri.
"Those are toats adorbs," Emma said and pointed to the screen with her index finger.
"I know. The purple ones are cute," Jessie said.
"Jessie," Zuri said,"leave the fashion choices to us."
"Emma!" I yelled as I came down the stairs,"I need to use the laptop."
"Use yours!" Emma yelled back.
"I dropped it the toilet this time."
"Again! Common, Luke. Stop dropping things in there," Jessie said,"whatever hobo lives in the sewer, must be very advanced in life. Stop ruining the society."
"It's only my fifth time! I need to check something! The paparazzi took pictures of Kalie and I kissing. I don't think Mom is going to be happy."
"What!?" they all yelled, kind of ruining my hearing.
"Yeah! Now move," I said and took Emma's laptop. I searched Kalie and I on Google. What would we do without Google? Huh, I'll have to Google that someday... NOT NOW, LUKE!
"Awe," Emma said,"there's people fangirling and fanboying you guys."
"Also sending death threats," Jessie gasped.
"You think Mom knows?" Emma said. The elevators opened with Mom and Dad quickly storming in.
"Ooo, Luke. I think you're gonna get spanked," Zuri said and snapped her fingers.
Star: I'm amused with my self. xP This chapter was hard to write but oh well.
Recommended song of the day: Miles ~ Christina Perri
Question of the day: Who's your celebrity crush?
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