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Dear Nanoha Fans: A Short Series of Fan Letters

Created: March 27th, 2013

Posted: March 28th, 2013

Rated: K+ (for now)

Genre: Humor/Parody

Summary:The characters of the Nanoha franchise write letters to their fans and fan fiction writers.

Author's Note: Okay, in between working on Hugs and Kisses, and Best Friends Forever, I finally found an entirely subbed version of the second Nanoha movie! Naturally, I wanted to write some fan fiction, but I wanted to do one where it makes fun of some of the memes in the show. I was thinking of doing one with Vivio trying out her mother's method of 'befriending' some bullies in school, but then it hit me that this series doesn't have a 'Dear Fanfiction Writers' series going. So, that's pretty much a no-brainer. Let me know if I got the characters right!

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha at all. If I did, I'd have the sense to develop all of the characters in Force and Strikers, no matter what the fanbase thinks.

Chapter 1: Letters 1-7

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Contrary to popular belief, I don't use Starlight Breaker to solve all of my problems.

-Nanoha Takamachi

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

...What did I ever do to you guys to make you hate me so much?

-A very confused Yuuno Scyra

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I don't mind the ferret-boy too much, but I don't like him in THAT way. STOP PAIRING HIM WITH ME.

-Chrono Harlaown

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Yuuno thinks HE's got it bad? I barely appear at all anymore!

-A thoroughly disappointed Arf

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Oh, so just because I'm not as cool as the original Reinforce that makes me a cheap, miniature knock-off? FYI, if I wasn't created in her place our Mistress wouldn't even be ALIVE! What do you have to say to that?

-An angry Reinforce Zwei

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

As beautiful, amazing and kind as Fate-san is, I don't see her as anything more than an adoptive parent! Really! Besides that, Caro and Lutecia would KILL me!

-A flustered Erio Mondial

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

...WOW. That's a lot of fanfics of us together.

-Fate Testarossa and Nanoha Takamachi

The first letter up top is inspired by a scene in Old Iron's 'Swords and Shields' which features Yuuno/Signum. It's an amazing story, but it's rated M because of some steamy stuff in Chapter 6. To put it short, Yuuno explains that he's not really afraid of getting hit by a Starlight Breaker if he makes Signum mad at him, and Nanoha pouts that she doesn't use it to solve all of her problems-to which Yunno replies: "No, just most of them." Combine that with tons of fanart showing Nanoha destroying planets with a Starlight Breaker, and well...this was bound to happen.

Second one: This is pretty self-explanatory.

Third letter: I don't bash gays, but I just find this pairing to be just plain weird, especially considering the fact that Chrono's married.

Fourth letter: Come on. Arf gets shafted in Strikers as well as Yuuno.

Fifth letter: This was inspired by MWwillkenley's 'Things Members of the TSAB are not allowed to do!' where one of the thing listed is that you don't call Reinforce Zwei annoying as Navi. I personally think Zwei is kind of cool, but I figured she might have some haters who hate her just because Reinforce was cooler.

Sixth letter: Considering that Caro and Erio are technically Fate's adopted kids, I think the dojin of Fate/Erio is a little weird. And as stated, Caro would probably send Voltaire after him.

Seventh letter: Nanoha and Fate's reactions to the vast majority of fanfiction focused on them.

Next set will hopefully include the Wolkenritter, Fate, and some other characters! By all means, PM me if you have any suggestions.