Star: Hey guys! Star here! I got a review which I unapproved during moderation. It was a hater against gay rights or something. Look, it said we should. Not that we have to. I believe in the Bible, God, and all those wonderful religious things. But please keep your comments like that to yourself if their hurtful/offending. I sound like a hypocrite right now but yeah. Also, WE HAVE A GUEST STAR! Not me.
Saturn: Hi! I'm Star's cousin!
Star: There's two of us OuO. Anyways, Saturn sent me a text. This is the edited version because he really got mad at the review -_-
Saturn: It's 2013. Like I say all the fuckin time, if a man wants to marry another man, who the fuck are you to say who and who can't get married. Bitch, not you. Bitch, get that through your head. Also, if you want to be saying shit, get up and say it to their fucking FACE, bitch. "MOTHER FUCKER!"
Star: Help. o.o I'm related to him. (^ All this was only 172 words.)
Everyone: -freaking out- -gets in van- -drive quickly to hospital-
Lilly: -insert troll face here- Teehee. The baby isn't due until September. c: I'M ALONE!
Star: You have to do the disclaimer then.
Lilly: -_- We do not own Shake it Up or any other mentioned properties. Now, I'm going to go in the closet. No, we don't have Louis Tomlinson stuffed in there.
Star: Or his awesome butt that was sculpted by goddesses and angels. c: I'd tap dat ass... I'm a fail.
Shoutouts: To everyone. Sorry, I'm not in the mood. Shark week. -hands out waffles- (#) You guys are my everything! Lurve ya'll!
After a few seconds, we pulled away. We stared at each other, and we smiled.
"You're amazing," Logan smiled at me.
"You are, too," I said and leaned in a bit, making our foreheads touch. "Now leave."
"You're so amazing," Logan hummed as he got out of my window a few seconds later," the beauty you are. You're so amazing, you shine like the stars."
"Please stop singing," I sighed and closed the window. Logan gave me the 'call me' sign as he climbed downstairs. I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Okay, I sound extremely cheesy right now, but it's true.
I didn't want to be near Logan right now, at all. So I decided to sleep over at Tinka's place. What? Rocky was nowhere to be found. Tinka was seriously my only option! It's not that I wanted to be near Gunther. I perfectly knew they didn't share rooms. Don't ask how I knew.
Wait a second... I could've gone to Dina's. CRAP! Great. Now I'm stuck here listening to Tinka on how Ty is the best boyfriend ever.
"Mhm," I nodded as the blonde blabbed on and on. I was wearing a betwinkled PJ's. I had my limits.
"Listen to me!" Tinka said and slapped me with a pillow.
"I heard a pillow!" Gunther said and popped out of the closet," is everything okay?!"
"Gunther!?" we both stared at him.
"Whoops," he said and waved at me," I forgot you weren't suppose to know I was here."
"Get out of here!" I yelled at him," Pervert!" Gunther's shoulders went down, and he gave me some puppy eyes.
"D-Did you just call me a pervert?" his eyes were glowing.
"Get the fuck over yourself," I rolled my eyes.
"It was worth a try," he shrugged," bye sister twin and baybeee."
"GO HANG YOURSELF!" I yelled at him as he went off into the hall.
"If he kills himself, nobody will love you," Tinka said.
"I will kill Ty!" I threatened her.
"Well, aren't you a feisty house guest?" Tinka rolled her eyes.
"Well I can't stand your brother."
"Why? You're in love with him. Heck... eww. You two... blach."
"WE DID NOT HAVE-" Tinka covered my mouth.
"Shut it, Mama and Papa are here! Eww! You licked my hand!"
"What?" I said as I wiped my now free mouth," I don't know what you've been doing with Ty and those hands." (Star: MENTAL IMAGES! MENTAL IMAGES!)
Tinka gasped," Certainly not the things you do with my brother!"
"I haven't done anything with him! Heck, I'm still a virgin. We're losing the game here! I think the only one that has lost his out of everyone in the bet is Ty." (Star: Back when they had the sleepover, remember the virginity games.)
"Now that is true," Tinka nodded at me. "Now why don't we change the subject before I puke goat."
"THAT WAS GOAT?"
In the morning, I turned over. We slept in Tinka's huge ass bed. I'm serious, it was big. Anyways, guess who was there, ready to brighten up my morning.
"Good morning, baybee," he smiled. He was sitting down in a sparkly outfit with another outfit for Tinka at the side. I sat up and stared at him.
Then I slapped him.
"Creeper," I muttered.
"Hey," he said as he winked and held his cheek," at least I didn't take pictures of you." I raised an eyebrow at him. "Whoops, I did." I was going to slap him again, but he grabbed my hand in time and pinned me down to the bed.
"Let me go," I said and breathed heavily," or Tinka is going to see. Where is she anyways?"
"I don't know. All I know is that we're alone."
"Get ov-" he interrupted me by crashing his lips on mine. Seriously! Is Gunther going to be the only guy I ever kiss? WAIT- Oh what the heck. I started kissing him back, and our kiss was really... it was amazing. Gunther is amazing. I know I always yell at him, but I honestly really do like him.
Once we pulled away, we both smiled at each other.
"Oh crap!" I gasped," Mom doesn't know I'm here!" Gunther got off me, and I ran to get my the few things I brought.
"Run, baybee, run," Gunther smirked at me.
"It ends tonight," I stuck out my tongue at him.
"I'll keep breathing."
"Remember, this is our dirty little secret."
Star: Sorry for the short chapter. Okay, I'm not going to update like I usually do. You see the author's note up there? Yeah, I was happy. I've been working on this for a few days. But you know what? SPOILER ALERT! FUCKING DISNEY CHANNEL DID IT AGAIN! You know what happens in Future it Up? Well, Tinka and Ty get engaged, Deuce and Dina are having their 8th child, and you know, CECE AND LOGAN ARE FUCKING HARVEST GODDESS DAMNED MARRIED!
Lilly: We made a rant -_-
Star: With Lilly pregnant, me on my time of the month, Tiger Beat's weirdest issue is August with my birthday, my birthday is on the 5th, I'm going to be officially done with one of my stories in a week or so, JaCe fangirls all are over me because they think I'm the only JaCe writer, BIG TIME RUSH IS ENDING, I started a new story, I have a story where I have to update like every two days, I have deleted two stories already, school is starting on the 29th, AND NOW THIS! Yup, I'm going to jump off a fucking room with a razor. I AM SHAVING MY HEAD!
Lilly: No you won't, you're a coward.
Star: YOU AIN'T HELPING LILLY! So if you guys want to see my full rant, my tumblr link is on my profile. I AM DONE.
Song recommendation of the day: Gives you hell ~ The All-American Rejects
Star fact of the day: IS EXTREMELY MAD! Madder than when they broke up Rogan and Auslly.
Thing to do: Send a Disney Channel writers a rant for me if you can. -_- Just don't get in trouble. I TOLD YOU NOTHING! No cussing, children.
Question of the day: Have you seen the Shake it Up wikia? Go check the comments on the Future it Up episode thing.