Somehow, Aragorn, Pippin, Merry, and Eowyn are all in the same room.
Merry: Pippin, you are a turd.
Pippin: Why?! What did I do?
Merry: You kept trying to steal the magic orb thing.
Pippin: Oh. Yeah.
Both of them burst out laughing.
Pippin: You are a turd, too.
Pippin: Because your related to me.
More laughter. Aragorn enters.
Aragorn: Aren't you to suppose to be asleep?
Merry: We're too awesome to sleep.
Eowyn yells with delight in the background, then rushes in with a poorly built cake.
Eowyn: It took me five hours but I'm finally done!
She offers some to Pippin and Merry.
Pippin (to Eowyn): Go away. Your cooking sucks.
Eowyn looks upset with them.
Aragorn (to Pippin and Merry): Don't be so mean to the girl.
Eowyn feels reassured and offers some to Aragorn. He smiles akwardly and shakes his head. She becomes furious.
Eowyn: You're just as bad as they are!
She smashes the cake in his face, then storms off.
Eowyn: I hate all of you!
Aragorn wipes frosting out of his eyes.
Aragorn: I probably deserved that.
Merry dips his finger in frosting and tastes some, then thinks for a moment.
Merry: I think she put a rabbit carcus in this.