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Hi! This fanfic I did is a one-shot story and it's kinda erotic (?) and funny (not much but a little), so there´s not much to see but even so I hope you like it


América (Alfred) was completely soaked in sweat, and in top of it he was panting, calling by her name the person that was standing in front of him...

America: Ahhh~

?: Wow, you're so cute and delicate -joyful laughter-

America: E-

?: Is this better? -seductive voice-

América: Iaaa~

?: Alfred... -begins to kiss him-

América: E-Elizabeta -say it with big difficulty-

América: I-Ilove...

In an instant everything turns black andhe begins to hear a bird singing. Alfred woke up still confused by the dream he had

America: Huh? -turns to look in every direction-

?: Did you wake up already?

America: Iggy! What are you doing in my room? Did you come to visit the hero? - he says smiling-

England: This is my room! Besides, it's too late to still sleeping. I don´t know how I accept you to come to my house for a week. Seriously, I don´t know how I let you being here in my house...

America: As the hero I am, I can´t leave a bitter old man alone for so long. Hahaha ~

England: -Clearly annoyed - I'm not a bitter old man!

America: And not only that, those eyebrows are also overcrowded! XD

England: MY EYEBROWNS ARE FINE YOU IDIOT!

America: Anyway -stretching- It's time to get up!

England: Hmp, about time. Anyway, I need to go out and buy some tea, so you're going with me whatever you want to go or not

America: Tea? Why not coffee? And why I have to go with you?

England: One, tea is better than coffee. And two, I'm not that crazy enough to leave you alone, I have not forgotten about the last time ...

England: Well, everything is ready. I hope that Alfred has not made something... -see his house burningwhilean astronaut and an alienare fighting each other-

England: W-WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

America: Don´t worry Iggy, the hero will save the day!

England: Idiot, that´s not the wa-

America: -Throws gasoline to the house of England, which starts to burning faster-

England: M-myhouse...

America: Huh? It was supposed that the fire starts to cease he says clearly confused-

England: IDIOT! -starts tochoke Alfred-

America: Waa!

At the end the astronaut and the alien became friendsand the housefully burned , but thanks to the fairies (imaginary friends) and the (black) magic of England,the house was restored to it original state

England: Seriously, you´re worse than Sealand when I leave you alone

America: No, I don´t wanna go! -pouting-

England: Don´t be childish, change your clothes and get down in 5 minutes!

America: Fine, but only because you need the hero!

England: Whatever - leaves the bedroom closing the door heavenly and going down the stairs-

America: Huu, he didn´t change. Well, I´m gonna dress up!

While he gets undressed, Alfred remembered her dream with her. It was already the fifth timethat he dream about itand because of thathe always felt unpleasant. Yes, he was having wet dreamswith the hungarian, and each time it was more hard to control his selfbecause he didn´t want Arthur to found outsuch a thing, and less if he left some evidence in the bed , he would laugh of him. It was totallybothersomefeeling like this. Since when he started seeing her in that way? Alfred sits on the bed,sighing a little. And when he did ithe realized somethinghe didn´t noticed, the bed was wet, and not of sweat.

America: oh no! Why is this happening to me?

Suddenly Arthur's voice sounds

England: It´s time Alfred, get down right now or else I will go for you!

America: S-shit! -accidentally, he say it to loudly-

England: What!? -he says angry, walking through the stairs to go to the room where Alfred was-

Alfred didn´t know what to do, Arthur was on the wayand so angry. And if he realized about the bed?

He did´t wanted to take the riskof him touching the bed accidentally and starts asking him questions, which would be extremely embarrassing. So he didwhat anyone would have done in his situation:

destroy the bed!

When Arthur hears that healarmed and went quickly into the bedroom to find the bed completely unrecognizable, and on top of it, Alfred was only undressed

England: What the fuck?!

America: -Plays innocence- Hey Iggy! I stumbled into the bed, Hahahaha ~

England: Grrr! Just get dressed y let´s get out of here!

America: Ok!

Both left the houseand went to buy tea, but since Alfred had broken the bed he had no choice but to go for a new one

America: Why are you going to buy a new bed? - boring -

England: That´s why you should stop eating junk! I´m buying a new one because for a silly reason you stumbled exactly on the bed and just now is in pieces!

America: -Covering his ears- Alright I get it! Don´t need to yell me like that Iggy~

England: Seriously, what´s wrong with you? Lately you've been very distrac-

America: Nothing´s wrong with me! -quickly denies it, very nervous-

England: Yeah right -rolling his eyes-

America: Um, where are your imaginary friends to repair the bed? They can repair a whole house and not a bed?

England: Shut up! You don´t understand those kind of things, and they are not imaginary!

Arthur didn´t want to say something else, he knows that Alfred did that just to change the subject, he would ask him later orhe would know it with the help of his magic...

They entered the store and began looking in which category were the beds, and Arthur suggested they split up, it would be easier to find it that way.

Alfred walksand walksuntilgo by the shoe section and found Feliciano

North Italy: Ve~

America: Feli!

North Italy: Alfred! - hugs him -

America: Hehe! -returning the hug and release him- What are you doing here?

North Italy: - Release him – I come shopping with Eli~

America: W-with Elizabeta!?

North Italy: Ve?

America: It´s because I always see you with Ludwig and Kiku – says nervously-

North Italy: !Ah! She said she would come here to the mall, and since lately Gilbert is helping me to much to not disappoint Doitsu, I want to reward him

America: With boots?

North Italy: Yes! !That is something he can really use! Compared with the beer, boots are ideal! Although I´m thinking in making pasta~

America: I see!

North Italy: And you Alfred?

America: I come with Iggy to buy a bed!

North Italy: A-Arthur?

America: Yes! Although we split to find it

North Italy: I see. But aren´t you going to buy something else?

America: I didn´t think about it...

North Italy: I can help you!

America: Ok! But first I will help you choosing the boots, after all, I´m the hero!

North Italy:Yes! !Grazie Alfred!

Alfred and Feliciano were watching all kinds of boots, and Feliciano finally choose ones, that were some black palladium baggy leather gusset boots

North Italy: Ve, these ones are so perfect~

America: You have good taste Feli!

North Italy: Maybe they look nice because they come from the house of Francis~

America: Iggy wouldn´t say the same, but I think they look pretty cool!

North Italy: And what are you going to buy Alfred?

America: Um, let´s go to the comics!

When they started walking forwardboth meets with Arthur

England: Ah, there you are! Tch! I leave you alone and all you do is have fun ...

America: Is not like that! I met Feli and we greeted eachother. He´s behind me -points with his hand-

England: Mmm, ¿hello Feliciano?

North Italy: -Looks him carefully, then he just smile- !Ciao Arthur!

England: -More relaxed- What are you doing here Feliciano?

North Italy: I came to accompany Eli and buy these boots~

Arthur at being looking at both notices that Alfred tenses a littlewhen Feliciano talks about her, and he began to thinkabout if she knew what was happening to Alfred, because since he comes to visit him in occasionshe finds him sotroubled or so nervous. And even if that doesn´t make senseArthur decided to find out asking more things to Feliciano. And indeed, if he talked about Elizabeta, Alfred acted kind of weird, which only improvedhis curiosity. He needed to find herand ask her, no matter whether the purchase of bed took more time, it was more important to know what is happening to Alfredeven if he´s a cocky moron, because in the bottom of hid hearthe will always be part of his family

England: I see... And you know were I can find Elizabeta?

America and Norh Italy: -Surprised-

North Italy: M-maybe buying a new broom

England: Thank you

America: H-hey Iggy, and the bed?

England: I will take care of that don´t worry

America: -He didn´t like the idea of Arthur going to see her- But we need to buy it!

England: You want me so much to buy the bed, or is there something else?

America: N- nonsense! I don´t know what are you talking about!

North Italy: Alfred? -surprised by the reaction of his friend-

England: Bingo! Well, then I go with her

America: -Says nothing for fearing he finds out, without knowing that Arthur started to suspect his actions-

North Italy: -Notices the tension in the air- And the comics?

America: Yeah, let´s go! -faking enthusiasm-

Arthur seems them walking in another way, watching how Alfred clearly looked kind of downby the way he talked. Definitely something is wrong...


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