STAR WARS

EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CORNY ROMANCE

by Twix and She's a Star

Disclaimer: Star Wars isn't ours. You will soon find out that it's a good thing Star Wars isn't ours, or else things would be much more...interesting. Moulin Rouge isn't ours either, as is the Jedi Knights song, which belongs to Saturday Night Live. Da Big Darth Vada Theme Song IS ours. Steal and die. *growls*

Author's Note: We were bored. We both thought the romance in Attack of the Clones was horrendously corny. So, we did something about it. *grins eeevilly*

Prologue

Silence filled the dark air; nothing but blackness for as far as the naked eye could see. Then, suddenly, words begin to dance and weave amongst the darkness.

"A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away..."

Sweeping, dramatic music suddenly pulsated through the air, and with it, two words spelled in yellow letters against a starry background.

"STAR WARS."

The music continues as yellow words begin to scroll upwards and into the endless recesses of space.

"EPISODE II: THE ATTACK OF THE CORNY ROMANCE

Some big bad space battle is going on. Sure, there are clones. Sure, there are killer droids. Sure, there's an evil emperor in the making. But next to what us moviegoers had to face, that's NOTHING. For two lovers have discovered each other, and their whispered sweet nothings have caused the majority of the anticipating audiences to gag.

Can we stop this horrifically corny romance?

...Ack. Didn't think so."