The Equation was simple enough, Business Cat + Douglas + Dumb Baby = Disaster for said Dumb Baby.
Business Cat meant it when he said that babies with no parents can grow up to be totally rad people. After all, he did it, so he sure some baby armed with stupidity, a knife, and cuteness could do so as well.
Besides, they spent enough money on litterbox supplies on him, things like diapers and cribs could only make the profits go down to an even lower negative number on the scale.
Was he guilty? Not really. Babies have a bigger chance of becoming CEOs of profitable Corporations than cats.
Wait a second…