sioneds walkeing dead fan fic
Once apron a time the group was in the prison
"i am gla dwe are in this prison were zombies cant eat us" said carl
"yes said hershel"
wow hershel is being v aprurbt todday thoguht carl
i wonder if he hates me remember when i shot that guy in the face what if he hates me thor it
hershel didn't answer he was too busy reading the bibel
"better get my daughters to say a preyer w me" he said
"shut up hershel u aer a one legged freak said glen"
why was glen being so mean?
what is up w everyone today thought cral
"i am going to kill a zombie " said carl
he went soutside to KILL ZOMBIES with his GUN his dad rick give him
hershel was comming up behind him onn his crutch w his broken leg
ew that stump is gros sthought carl but i did not say it b/c that is rude his dad
rick taught him betterhe just did not look
"carrl please stop stuart at me stump"
"it hurts my feeligns son" said hershel
"i do ot care haershel your stump looks gay"
" DO YOU F*** YOUR MUM W THAT STUMP" said carl angryly
hershel was very hurt by what catrl said he is old his mum died
whne he was young he doesnt need this
he is just trying to be a good guy he got very mad attcarl and slapped him on the face
take that you little s*** said hershal
carl cryed "i am telling rick my dad"! uh oh hershel was in for it now!
Rick came outside "son what is going on did i hear a slapping sound where u slapping a zombie son"
NO!HESHRAL SLAPPED ME ACROSS THE FACE! SAID CARL
"HERSHEL WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MY POOR CHILD" CRIED rick!
"HE SAID A VERY RUDE WORD!"
"SON IS THIS TRUE ASKED RICK"
"HERSHEL IS LYING HE SAID F*** TO ME" SAID RICK
" I AM GOING TO KILL YOU HERTAL! SAID RICK
then rick and hershel got in a FIGHT!
rick punched hershel round the face and hershel kicked him in the b***s w his stump
who was going to win!
go dad! said carl
b ut ricks b***s really hurting!
please stop kicking me in the baby maker said rick
"you dont need them PRICK you whife is DEAD" SAIS HERSHALL!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" SCREAMED RICK
HE RIPPED OFF HERSHELLS OTHER LEG WITH HIS BEAR HANDS!
"OUCH WHAT ARE U DOING WHAT THE F***!" SCREMED HERSHEL HE NOW HAD NO LEGS
ew gross said carl he wa relaly grossed out
ew hershel now you have 2 stumps why don't you F*** BOTH YOUR PARENTS
"CARL IT IS TRUE YOU DID SWEAR TOWARDS HERSHELL!" SAID RICK
he was really mad at carl for lying
"oh well he is a gross old guy anyway said carl"
"its ok hershel i can sow it back on for you" said rick
he took hershel inside and sewed back on hsi leg
sorry old buddy he said
"thats ok rick said hershel
i am just really mad at carl for lying to me said herhel
carl has ran away he went into the town
i want the governer to be my new dad he said
"yes sone i will be your new dad you just have to do one thing for me to make the deal" said the govverner
"yes what do oyu want" said cral
"KILL MY WORST ENEMY... HERSHEL!" he screamed
"yes ok i hate hershel" said calr
"good he's a gay prick" agreed the govener
then carl went back to the prison to carry out the task of KILLING HERSEHL
he was in the cage praying w his dauhters
"ew stop praying you gay bible basher" said carl
"please stop bullying me carl said hershel
"i will tell your dad again" he thretten
"you will have to tell my real dad... THE GOVERENER!" SHOUTED CARL
"IT CANT BE TRUE!" CRIED HERSHEL
THEN CARL RAN AWAY LAUGHING
the next day herhel was alone in the cage
i am really hungry he thought
i coudl eat a human face
but he was a christian so he knew he wouldnt do that
UNLESS... HE WAS ABOUT TO TURN INTO A ZOMBIE!
no zombie has bittin me dont be stupid he said
then he waint to say a prayer with his girls
i pray my daughetr will stop being a s*** and HAVING S** W GLEN! HE CRIED
THen he saw carl walking past
"carl can i have a word with you " he said
"why would i want to have a word with you you mother**** !"
listen bub i need to talk about thi sattitude you ar giving!
then he felt his belly rumble again!
I must eat carls face he thought
it looks really tasty
but he was a chirstian man! he did not eat people he was not a zombir (YET!)
then he realised carls a gay litttl s*** he is gonna go to HELL!
SO HE ATE IT (HE WASNT A ZOMBIE JUST V HUNGRY!)
HERSHEL WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SONS FACE CRIED RICK"!
sorry i was v hungry said hershal
he looks like thaqt man out of face off! said rick
TO BE CONTUNITE!