Author's Notes: Hey everyone! Sorry it's been forever and ever since I last posted a story. I've been applying for college and that whole deal. Anywho, I hope you enjoy this latest interview installment! ^^

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon, blah, blah, blah.


My Interview With Hotaru


Me: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another interview! Last time I was saved thanks to that really strong chick named Haruka, which means that I'm coming out with these interviews faster than ever. Here with me today is a little girl recommended to me by Michiru, the last girl I interviewed. Today's person is named Hotaru. Hello there Hotaru!

Hotaru: ...Hi...

Me: Well aren't we shy!

Hotaru: ...

Me: Well then...*ahem* how old are you?

Hotaru: I'm 16.

Me: (Does a double take) y-you're 16?

Hotaru: (Looking a bit annoyed) yes...

Me: Geez, you look more like you're 11!

Hotaru: ...

Me: ANYWHO...so what's your favorite sport?

Hotaru: I don't like sports.

Me: You don't? Why?

Hotaru: Because I hate them that's why.

Me: Ok...so do you have a job?

Hotaru: No.

Me: Well that's a bit of a shocker! From your last 3 friends I had come to expect you to be a rocket scientist or something.

Hotaru: Yeah well...

Me: Any hobbies?

Hotaru: (Suddenly looking really excited and happy) COLLECTING LAMPS!!!

Me: (Taken aback by the sudden burst of emotion) r-r-r-really?

Hotaru: Yeah! Lamps are sooooooo cool! I have all sorts of lamps! Glass lamps, paper lamps...

Me: Wouldn't a paper lamp catch fire?

Hotaru: (Not hearing the last phrase) silk lamps, wool lamps, concrete lamps, cardboard lamps...

Me: I didn't even know that there was such a thing as a wool lamp!

Hotaru: (Still oblivious to Merc) crystal lamps, plastic lamps, garbage lamps...

Me: Er...Hotaru?

Hotaru: (STILL oblivious to Merc) pig-skin lamps, bone lamps...

Me: Hotaru? Hotaru? Hey, yo, HOTARU!!!

Hotaru: (Snapping out of it) huh? Oh, sorry 'bout that.

Me: It's ok. So tell me a bit about your family.

Hotaru: My dad's a mad scientist. I don't have a mom. Just Kaorinite. Well, actually she isn't really a mom, just a royal pain in the butt lady who takes care of me.

Me: (Shocked) uh...

Hotaru: I don't have any siblings either.

Me: Ouch. So your dad is a mad scientist is he? (Skeptically) what has he done to make you think that?

Hotaru: Turned me half-cyborg.

Me: (Shocked yet again) WHAT?!?! Well I guess that makes up for the not having a job.

Hotaru: ...

Me: (Trying to shake it off) ok, enough questioning about your life. Er...how about I ask you some academic questions.

Hotaru: Shoot.

Me: What's 2 + 2?

Hotaru: 4

Me: What is this muscle? *Points to Quadriceps*

Hotaru: Uh...your Hamstring?

Me: No, but close. Who invented the rocket and why?

Hotaru: The Chinese and it was to win a war.

Me: Wow! Not bad! What is a Neanderthal?

Hotaru: A has-been singer?

Me: Er...no.

Hotaru: Oh.

Me: How many words does the English language have?

Hotaru: 100?

Me: Nope. Actually (and this is true too), there are about 600,000 words in the English language.

Hotaru: Ugh, no wonder it's so tough to learn!

Me: At least we have 1 alphabet.

Hotaru: Hey, we're working on it!

Me: Uh-huh...3 alphabets all with around 70 characters each aren't as easy to learn as you think.

Hotaru: Yeah well, like I said we're working on it.

Me: Yeah sure. So anyway, what can you tell me about your favorite Sailor Scout?

Hotaru: Pardon?

Me: Yeah, you know, those Spice Girl wanna-be's who save the world a lot? Which one is your favorite?

Hotaru: (Obviously insulted) Sailor Saturn if you MUST know.

Me: Hmmmmmm...really? Why her?

*BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!*

Me: Aw crud, time's up. Thanks for stopping by!

Hotaru: Yeah...bye.

Me: Bye!

The End

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