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One day Ron woke up and decided to pull Draco's hair. He didn't know why. So after Potion's he went to the Slytherin and pulled on his platinum blond locks.

Draco's head fell off. Thus, Draco is now dead.

"What the fuck bitch?" Harry yelled, who saw all this exchange, went up to Ron and slapped him, rendering him dead. "How dare you! Draco is my lover!"

He pried lose Draco's head from Ron's death grip and cradled it in his arms, weeping silently.

THE END

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