Disclaimer: Episodes are Detective Conan's.
Episode 356 (Kaitou KID's miraculous midair walk)
Kaito: Are you sure that this is safe? *looks down from helicopter*
Director from a far away safe building: Yea completely!
Kaito: *inhales* Alright
Kaito: *dangles over crowd* Yes!
Director: Ok now that you trust us, walk along with the helicopter. He's a trained professional since we don't have to show Jii-san.
Kaito: alright *walks along*
Director: Great! Now we have to film it!
Episode 700 (the shadow approaching Haibara's secret part 2)
Ayumi: *Cough cough cough*
Mistuhiko: Oh no Ayumi-chan!
Genta: Hang in there Ayumi!
Director: CUT! GET THE KIDS OUT THERE QUICK! AND BRING IN SHIHO IN THE MEAN TIME
Assistant: *fans away smoke* Its so stupid that we're using real smoke, it can honestly kill these kids. Why did I choose to work with this crazy studio anyway. I could we partying with Totoro at studio Ghibi right now, but I'm here with a chibi detective of death.
Everyone: *clamps hand on assistant's shoulder* I feel you man.
Can you just imagine an entire line of characters behind an assistant like "yesssss"
Vacation pt 2
Shinichi: What are you doing Conan-kun?
Conan: These glasses aren't just props, they are real functioning gadgets. Plus I cant see in real life.
Conan: Now I just zooooom
Hakuba: You guys are real perverts
Shinichi: If we are the perverts, then why are you hiding in this bush along with us?
Hakuba: Ca-cause *blushes*
Cpnan: SHHHH, they're looking our way, we gotta hide.
Boys: *goes down*
Ran: did you guys see anything?
Aoko: What are you talking about?
Ran: Its nothing, I just felt like the boys were staring at us.
Kazuha: that can't be because I beat up Kuroba and Heiji REAL GOOD! The rest of them need to complete idiots if they're even gonna think about coming out.
Boys: -_- Sorry for being idiots
Aoko: That's right, you know Aikaido? How did you audition?
Kazuha: Well I beat up 2 of their best body guards after my audition because they said that I didn't "look strong enough" It really pissed me off at the time. *Awkward laugh*
Aoko: yea… what about you Ran-chan?
Ran: I really wanted the role for a long time since I read the manga so as an amateur actress I auditioned and got the part. I had to study martial arts for a little while. But since my role really just involved breaking stuff in the beginning, we used fake props.
Aoko: So that scene in episode 1 was fake? (Episode one: Ran punches the pole cause Shinichi was being a pervert and it breaks)
Ran: Yea… *laughs* sorry to ruin the magic. I'm more on the girly side.
Kazuha: What about you Aoko-chan?
Aoko: My audition was big, Everyone who wanted the part participated in the Aoko- Olympics
Ran and Kazuha: Aoko Olympics?
Aoko: It was held in a huge stadium where we all competed in running, screaming, fencing, skiing and gymnastics.
Ran: Woah, that many people wanted your part? Magic Kaito doesn't even get aired that much.
Aoko: I think everyone just wanted to meet Kaito since he's a famous star and all. He's in a lot of other animes.
Kazuha: Maybe we should invite the boys out. I mean it's also their vacation
Ran: Oh right, it seems to be the right thing to do
Aoko: and if they're perverts we'll beat the hell out of them *giggle*
Boys: …. Yea…
Kazuha: I'll go fetch them. *goes off*
Shinichi: It seems they'll let us on the beach after all
Hakuba: That's a relief, I thought I came here for nothing.
Conan: wait a minute, we have to go NOW
Shinichi: What's up?
Conan: If WE aren't in the room, they'll be suspicious, then they'll find us and get the wrong idea, then they'll KILL us!
Hakuba: Actually they won't get the wrong idea, they will be right on the mark.
Shinichi: You don't have to get smart with us now, We HAVE TO GO!
To be continued on the summer of 2015 JK but I know I haven't updated for awhile *please forgive me smile*
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