(Moss here for the 4th time... I guess I write the most out of Basil+Mallow :) STILL BEING WRITTEN. Short story. It you don't like it, I'm sorry. Just don't go ranting how you hate it and hate it... so that means no flames!)
One day, Buckbeak the hippogriff decided to go to Star Wars since nothing was happening after Voldemort got killed. He flew through a portal and all of a sudden, he was on Naboo. He spotted two Jedi in the distance. Instantly, he recognized them as Obi-Wan and Anakin! He flew up to the the two Jedi.
"Guys, I'm a big fan of you two! Sign my wing!" Buckbeak shouted with glee.
"Master... what IS this? And how can it talk?" Anakin asked bewildered.
"I don't know, but he reminds me of something I read in a book." Obi-Wan paced back and forth. Abruptly, he remembered.
"OMG! You're Buckbeak the hippogriff, my favorite character in Harry Potter! I'm your biggest fan!" Obi-Wan hugged the hippogriff. "Sign my cloak!"
So Obi-Wan signed Buckbeak's wing in script, and Buckbeak in sloppy print.
"Now, let's fly!" Obi-Wan said to Buckbeak as he climbed on. They flew into the sunset together, leaving Anakin.
"Wha...?" Anakin stood there confused. "This has got to be the stupidest thing that has happened to me- EVER."
Meanwhile, a group of fangirls, seeing Anakin alone, ran after him.
"It's Anakin Skywalker! He's so cute!" one girl screeched.
Silently, Anakin thought, I hate my life. Then he ran for his life from the crowd of fangirls. If anyone wrote a story about this, it's probably the stupidest idea.