A/N: Sometimes I can find inspiration in some of the most twisted parts of fanfic. Go figure. Dean's line about cockroaches was taken from his response to Lucifer from the episode "The End".

POV: Fugly

Word count below the line: 100 on the nose. Boo-yah!

Summary: E/O CHALLENGE. Drabble word: click. An obsessed fugly wants Dean to be the love of her life.


Face to face at last.

"You must love meeeee-" She Who Has Many Names shrieked. "I am your ebon dark goddess!"

"A goddess? You?" Dean Winchester rolled his eyes. "You're the same brand of cockroach I been squashing my whole life. There's a bridge down the road missing a troll." He smirked at her. "You oughta look into that."

She saw red. Insolent bastard!

"I'm always right!" She knocked him down, then crouched over him. "I always win!"

Cold round metal pressed against her forehead.

Click.

She saw her death in his hard green eyes.

"Not today, bitch."

BOOM.

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