A/N: this iz frumm my favoriete star warz movie the phan tom menance. so this takes place during my favoriete star warz movie the phanthothom menanced.
obi wan qwhy gon gin and jar jarr were at the place in naboo in that one scene where they were hiding above the bridge thing to wait for the quene and shit to come.
"meesa so tired." jar jared said.
"Shut the fuck up you goddamn motherfucking cunt scraper." obi wan said.
"obi whann. calm the fuck down."
"no fuck you qui gong. you're a bitch." obi wang said.
"no fuck you obi wan your gay!" qui gonad said.
then the queen and the battle droids showed up!
"i got this shit guys." obi wan said. he jumped over the bridge and took his lightsabre out and killed the queen!
the battle droiids just laffed at him because it was funny!
"OBI DID YOU REALLY JUST KILL THE QUEEN?!"! qui gon said.
"I THOUGHT SHE WAS A BATTLE DROID." obi obi said. he really did kill the qeen