A man so nice and justly fair
All he knows forgets he's there.
Only on when he holds dear
His sweet little bear won't shed a tear.
Persevering through their mess
Only gaining half or less.
People don't notice when he's gone
Or, thanks to Russia, sat upon.
He is the greatest man of all
He will never be to fall.
He is the one we all run to
Canada. Hold a second, who?