A man so nice and justly fair

All he knows forgets he's there.

Only on when he holds dear

His sweet little bear won't shed a tear.

Persevering through their mess

Only gaining half or less.

People don't notice when he's gone

Or, thanks to Russia, sat upon.

He is the greatest man of all

He will never be to fall.

He is the one we all run to

Canada. Hold a second, who?