This is AU and is obviously not cannon, so do I even need this discalmer?


This is an AU where there is a weird Dumbles, Sorting hat, and a few Doctor who, Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson Charaters thrown into the mix!


The students filed in, and the hat began to ing, just like everyother year, but this one would be different.

an: I suck at these so don't flame on it.

"This is Hogwarts

A Wizard school well known.

We all make sure of that

so I keep the the Tone.

Gryffindor is best known for bravery

but they are also cowardly

Ravenclaw is best known for wisdom

but they are as stupid as us.

Hufflepuffs are known as 'just the rest'

but they are loyal to the end,

even if not to the right person.

Lastly Slytherin is known for being evil

but cunning isn't evil just like loyalty.

So now I shall divide you,

and where you go you go.

And No choices shall be made,

except for mine that goes."


an: to make it easier to type they are not in alphebetical order, and years are mixed. If asked why answer is: plot convince.


Abbott, Hannah...'Tricky tricky dear one, you are brave yet loyal, you shall go to...HUFFLEPUFF!.

Chase, Annabeth...Oh I know where to put you...RAVENCLAW

Jackson, Percy...'Ahhhh you have been through much, and bravery has helped many times along the way. Contuie to be strong in GRYFFINDOR!

Song, River...very cunning methods there miss song, I know where to put you...SLYTHERIN

Doctor...Oh doctor so brave yet so crushed, you must be a...GRYFFINDOR

Tyler, Rose...Oh dear...so loyal to the core...so feirce...so brave...so smart...tricky...HUFFLEPUFF

Pond, Rory...I know it is williams,...You waited 2000 Years! I don't need to look farther...HUFFLEPUFF

Pond, Amelia...Like a fairytale...Mother like daughter...SYLTHERIN

Jones, Martha...Sometimes love is a oneway street...spend time with snape and you will know...Wow...the master...GRYFTINDOR!

Captain, Harkness, Jack,...Nice touch...so brave...Immortal...nice...HUFFLEPUFF

Potter, Harry...Loyal to the core...HUFFLEPUFF

Granger, Hermione...RAVENCLAW

Weasly, Ron...Friends for wrong reasons..SYLTHERIN

Longbottom, Nevile...A true GRYFFINDOR

Everdeen, Prim...So Loyal...HUFFLEPUFF

Everdeen, Katniss...Brave...Loyal..Cunning..Smart...HUFFLEPU FF

Noble, Donna...A true friend...HUFFLEPUFF.


Hope you enjoyed.