Mustang's Style . . .

Author: MoonStarDutchess and her honey bun who wants to remain nameless because of his job. XD

Oneshot Parody

Disclaimer: Don't own Gangnam Style or any of the other awesome, never listened to songs that he sings so epically even though they aren't in this). This is a parody, not a song fic so it falls under site rules for original content. Parody is also allowed under law

Author's notes: I was betaing a Vacuous Heart of Blood chapter (which will be up in the next day or two) and Gangnam Style came on my player, and my crazy mind being what it is with lack of food and insufficient amounts of Guinness (none), this came about. I'm aware that this doesn't match the original song premise.

I don't know for sure, if I got the right amount of Aye ayes and ho ho's right, but the amount serves its purpose.

And please note that the content is a joke and does not necessarily reflect my opinions on Winry and I intend no offense to those that might get offended.

For songs sake, some grammar rule breaking is necessary.


Hot is

Mustang Style . . .

Mustang Style . . .

-/-/-

Hell yes I'm useful and I just don't mean my flames.

But my gun-toting lieutenant tells me different when it rains.

And there are many rumors of a ladies man reputation,

And they spread across the nation.

-/-/-

Oh yes they spread their legs,

Or so the rumors say but instead I'd rather disobey regs

I like my lieutenant moaning and groaning upon my wooden desk.

Hope we don't get caught by that mean homunculus, that homunculus.

-/-/-

Yes I'm sexy, my fangirls know it,

They go yay (Yay!)

When I show my abs! (Yay!)

Riza loves them, licks, kisses, touches them

She goes yay, (Yay!)

When I show my abs (Yay)

I don't know why people would think I am gay gay gay gay

-/-/-

Hot is Mustang's style.

-/-/-

Mustang Style

Ho ho ho ho hot is Mustang's style

Mustang Style

Ho ho ho ho hot is Mustang's style

Hey fraternizing...

Ho ho ho ho hot is Mustang's style.

Hey fraternizing…

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Hot

-/-/-

I just couldn't think of any other way,

To bribe him to do his paperwork on a nice day

He stares out the window just like a lazy cat,

So I decided to give him some ass.

-/-/-

Little did I know,

That I'd enjoy it so much that I let out a groan,

Had to push down the temptation to invite him home.

Like lays chips can't have it just once so this became the norm,

Sex became the norm.

-/-/-

It's confusing how they could think that's he's gay (Hey!)

I just can't see. (Hey!)

There's nothing that implies it in the series

But I wouldn't blame Ed (Hey)

If he ditched that bitchy Winry for Roy.

-/-/-

Hot is Mustang's style.

-/-/-

Mustang Style

Ho ho ho ho hot is Mustang's style

Mustang Style

Ho ho ho ho hot is Mustang's style

Hey sexy Colonel

Ho ho ho ho hot is Mustang's style.

Hey sexy Colonel…

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hot

-/-/-

In anime no.

In the manga no.

In games he is not with Ed oh no.

Ed's with Winry that's what it's supposed to be

They're the only ones who didn't get a shit ending.

-/-/-

(You heard what I said)

So give us Royai

-/-/-

Aye Aye Aye aye aye aye

Hey Arakawa, Give give give give

Give us Royai

Hey Arakawa

Let let let let

let let let let let

-/-/-

Let them fraternize.


AN: And it does fit the lyrics as I have had three people sing it and I'm trying to get the one that shall remain nameless (My honey) to sing it to put on recording. Any male singers willing to take this on? LOL As stated above. This was a joke. Please don't get offended because of my slight Winry bashing. Hope you liked it!