Applecupcake Bootyhoe was walking down the ponyhood when Rainblow Rash crashed into that bitch. "I'll cut a bitch!" Applecupcake cursed. "Calm yo tits, Bootyhoe. I'm here to tell you that Kinky Guy is having a party, nigga!" Rainblow said. "Wanna go for a ride?" she asked, waving her buttcheeks in Bootyhoe's face.
"Nigga, ain't nobody got time for that!" Applecupcake declined and walked off to Single Testicle Wankers to do shit niggas do. Rainblow sighed and went to Applecunt Tittystrip's clubhouse to tell the Cutie Cunt Strippers about the party. Back at Sugartit Boner, Kinky Guy was planning the partey but these hoes PoundDatAss Cake and PumpDick Cake were fucking that shit up.
"You fucking shits, why don't you go ruin your mother's life for once and get the hell out of mah kitchen?!" Kinky Guy cursed at them as she snapped her hooves in a z formation. They proceeded to shit on the floor in silent protest and left the kitchen.
"Fucking cunts," she cursed at them as they left and bent down to eat the shit off the floor. Later, after she finished her snack, she artfully decorated Sugartiti Boner with penis-shaped balloons and wrote "That's not what your mom said last night," on every cupcake.
When it was finally time for the ponies to party hard, the Cutie Cunt Strippers prepared to put on a show. Fluttercooter was the first to arrive. "Konichiwa Kinky-chan. These party decorations are so kawaii desu nee."
" Like hell they are." Kinky Guy said proudly, as she looked around at all the bright, colorful, floating penises. When all the guests showed up Stripity called out," Okay,girls, just like we practiced. Let's give them a show!" One by one, Applecunt Tittystrip, Boobaloo, Sweaty Balls, and Man Seed strutted up to the stage in skimpy-ass outfits, the damn hoes.
It was all great, until that bitch Princess My BootyCall Lapdance, pushed them off the stage with her huge ass and Shining Erection, proved true to his name, when he climbed onstage with his whore and boned her right then and there.
The audience was ecstatic. Soon everyone was boning with the exception of PoundDatAss Cake, and PumpDick Cake. They pissed on Zewhora's face, and she licked her lips in delight. Even Sherclop Hoe and Fuck Clopson were sixty-nineing in the corner.
The party seemed to last forever, but to everypony's relief, it didn't. A few ponies passed out on the floor of Sugartit Boner, but the rest walked back home in shame, sore in one place or other.