Title: In Flagrante Delicto
Disclaimer: I own none, all belong to Joss Whedon
Comments: Always welcomed!
Summary: Spike gets caught doing something he shouldn't.
Warnings/Spoilers: Post NFA
Beta'd by: Unbeta'd
Prompt #353 from Tamingthemuse- In Flagrante Delicto
Note: From now on most of my Tamingthemuse stories will be named as the challenge.
Slowly and carefully Spike's head popped into the kitchen. He looked to the left then to the right. Xander was nowhere to be seen. Xander had told Spike he was going out for a few hours with Willow and Buffy but that didn't mean he wouldn't come home early. Lucky for Spike today wasn't that case. After Xander left Spike decided to take a short cat nap and then a shower. Now was the time to do what Xander would kill him if he ever found out.
With the stealth that only a vampire could possess Spike made his way across the kitchen and to the refrigerator. The fridge door squeaked open. Spike would have to get Xander to fix that. Carefully he pulled a plate wrapped in plastic wrap and set it on the counter before closing the fridge. Not being able to wait Spike ripped the plastic wrap off the cold plate before snatching the plate up and heading to their small kitchen table. They didn't entertain there much so there was no point in having one that took up space.
Spike picked up the delicious food with his hands and just as he was about to take a bit he was startled.
"In Flagrante Delicto!" Xander said causing Spike to drop the food.
Spike whipped around and stared at Xander as innocently as he could. "Xan! What are you doing home so soon? And when did you learn to speak Latin?"
"The movie we were going to see was sold out so I decided to come home and see my boyfriend. I didn't realize he would be deceiving me though! Also if you paid attention when I talk you know Willow is teaching me Latin to help with more research. But I think the question is what are you doing with the last piece of pizza? You know I always have dibs on it!"
"But it's not fair!" Spike pouted. "Maybe I want the last piece every once in a while."
Xander walked over and took the plate away from Spike who whimpered. "We had this conversation before remember? I get the last piece of pizza and you get to fuck me anytime you want. I think that's a fair deal."
Spike's face lit up. "Oh yeah!" He stood up and before Xander could take a bit out of the day out pizza it was taken from him and put onto the table. "I want sex."
"Now?" Xander whined. He was hungry and was looking forward to the slice of pizza all day. "Can't I eat first?"
"No," Spike answered and took hold of Xander's hand and started to drag him through the living room and into their bedroom. "Like you said we have sex anytime I want to and I'm bloody horny."
Xander knew one day this deal would blow up in his face. He just always hoped it would after he ate the pizza. He gasped as Spike all but ripped his close off and Spike's mouth wrapped around his cock. Oh well the pizza would be there when they were done.