A/N: I nevvverrrr update.
I like ramen too much.
Get out of my country, I will not tolerate this behavior originating from Konoha.
Are you and Naruto in a tizzy?
Shut the hell up.
Damn, don't get your panties in a bunch.
After you take the thong out of your ass, Kankuro.
Damn, Gaara! Are you on your man period today?
Suck a dick.
Sorry, I am not you, I don't suck Naruto's dick.
Kankuro I am going to slit your throat and cut off your toes.