Disclaimer: We don't own Fushigi Yuugi or any of the characters.... except ourselves Chiri and Mits. Blah blah blah FY is own by Yuu Watase, Yada Yada Yada, were just fans, yak yak yak, but we wish we owned it because then I'd have a betta computa and we WOULD have the seishi … mwa hahaha… We also took the title of this fanfic from Photon, The Idiot Adventures...please get the DVD and watch it! It's sooo funny ^_^.

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( ) Stupid inside comments made by Mits and Chiri.. they usually don't have to do anything w/ the story
PS: Mits and Chiri have an extensive vocabulary of curses.... but we have blurred them out for your reading enjoyment....yeahhh

More of the Disclaimer That We … Uh … Forgot: We also "Borrowed some ideas from other stories and videos such as the "Otakudom: An Otaku-mentary" video. But like you guyz said, "This show is sponsored by the word "ing" as in violating, copywriting, but also forgiving and not suing" ^_^, also thank to MTV, Nickelodeon, WbKids, SNL, and Cartoon Network for brain washing us over the years! Thank you!

Also, A Last Minute Note: This fic was written by both myself, (Chiri) and Mits (me friend) … we did this originally for our site: www.fushigiakugi.com!!

Be forewarned, this is pure chaos!! It gets a WHOLE lot better as it progresses; so don't lose interest so early into the story! lol ^^

Let's begin, shall we?

All was quiet …

…to quiet…

~ Chapter 1 ~

Fushigi A-kugi : The Idiot Adventures

Chiri: Aw! This is boring! *fast forward*
Mits: *low voice* What are you doing?
Chiri: DA! *grin* Getting' to th' good part!
Mits: *holds forehead in hands* I've got a feeling.... This'll be interesting....
*screeching sound*
Chiri: DONE!
Mits: So we can get on with this fic? Let's go already!
Chiri: Okay! But it's gonna be weird no da .....*cracks knuckles*

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*mits is suddenly in her room in front of her computer*

Mits: Weird? I don't think I can write anything weird.... but I'll Try *Cracks knuckles heres chiri scream from down the street NOOOOOO YAMETE!!!* (hates the sound of cracking knuckles)

Hee-hee

Hmmmmmmmmmm *ponders*


I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!!!!
This sucks.... I suck at writing fanfics

Mitsukake: Well maybe you should think about something to write about

Mits: Like what?!

Mitsukake: A plot

Mits: A plot? What is this plot you speak of?

Mitsukake: *smile* well hmmm.... A good plot is a.... umm love story!

Mits: *wink* OOOO a love story?! *Bats eyelashes*

Mitsukake: yeah....

Mits: ok.... But can't, Chiri's going to write one about you and me already

Mitsukake: Oh what is it about?

Mits: Nothin'

Mitsukake: That's hard to believe.....what is it about?!

Mits: NOTHING!!!!

Mitsukake: *grabs the back on the computer chair and turns it around and puts his face right in front of Mits* What is it about?!

Mits: *Makes really big, funny eyes* Are you trying to be incriminating? HA *sticks out tongue* You'rrrrreeee noooootttttt sssssccccccaaarrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg mmmmmeeeeeeeeee ^_^


Mitsukake: HUFF *Sits back down on circle chair* o_O Fine... don't tell me....I'll just read it later

Mits: Um.... how?

Mitsukake: *sits up and fluffs that pillow that was behind him and lays back down. Then puts his finger on his chin and thinks* When Chiri is writing it I'll sneak up behind her and take a look

Mits: *rolls eyes* Yeah and she won't notice the 186 cm, big burly man behind her -_-' and if she doesn't... she needs some major work done on her eyes and I think Chichiri and Tasuki would see you too

Mitsukake: Tasuki and Chichiri as so addicted to that TV and the show Sailor Moon (MWA HA) that they wouldn't notice me walk in even if I came in with my marching band

Mits: Oh you really have a marching band?! (Sora Ga Mieru)

Mitsukake: yeah.. it's called The Marching Headband

Mits: -_-'....jeez, if that's not the lamest thin-

Mitsukake: HEY! Come on! It's not that bad!

Mits: Umm.....ok whatever you thinkie kake-poo

Mitsukake: o_O

*Suddenly on the closet door they hear BANG BANG*

Mitsukake and Mits: *look at the closet* o_O

A voice from inside: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR FOOT IS?!

Voice number 2: GET THE F*** OFF ME!!!

Voice Number 3: ACK NO DA!!

Mits: OH JEEZ! *runs to closet and opens the door and watches Chiri, Tasuki, and Chichiri fall out of the closet and on top of each other*

Mits: *Looks down and watches them struggle to get up*

Mitsukake: *Rushes over to them and helps them up*

Mits: Fancy meeting you guyz here

Chiri: Yeah....well we were aiming for your bedroom....but....AHEM *nudges Chichiri* we didn't.

Chichiri: Heh-heh *Sweat drop* the wind was blowing.... to messed up my navigational skills no da

Tasuki: YEAH RIGHT! YOUR WERE TRYING TO KILL US! I KNOW YOUR TRICKS CHICHIRI!

Chichiri: Tricks, no da?

Tasuki: YEAH YOUR TRICKS! DON'T PLAY STUP-

*Knock knock*

Mom: Ummm Joanna? Is someone else in there with you?

Mits: *hits tasuki in the back of the head* No MOM! It's just the TV!

Mom: are you sure?

Mits: Yes Mom!

Mom: oh....ok *walks away*

Chiri: BAKA! *hits tasuki in the back of the head too*

Tasuki: Hey! What is this?! Abuse Tasuki Day?!

Mitsukake: Sorry to break this up, but, not to be rude, why are you guyz here?

(start reading really fast)

Chichiri: Oh yeah, No da! We're here on a mission!

Mits: What kind of mission?!

Tasuki: An damn important mission!

Mitsukake: Is it a hard mission?

Chiri: A Very hard Mission!

Chichiri: And we need your help, No da!

Mitsukake and Mits: We'll Do anything to help!

(ok you may return to your normal reading speed, thank you)

Chichiri: *Throws down kesa on the floor* Every one on, no da!

Mits: Were going now?!

Chiri: Yes! *Jumps on Kesa* It's the fastest way to travel!

Tasuki: *sigh, slowly walks on* But not the safest

Mits: umm.. * walks on and Mitsukake follows her on*

Chichiri: Next stop! The Bakery! *Slams staff on kesa and teleportion begins*

Mits: THE WHAT?! O_O *tries to get of kesa....but it was to late*

*Scene changes to the front of a bakery*

Mitsukake, Tasuki, Chichiri, Mits and Chiri: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........*lands* OWWWWWW

Chiri: We never seem to land on a soft piece of land

Tasuki: *Rubs head* Never... that'd be too nice

Chichiri: I Try no da!

Mitsukake: *raises left hand to himself* I wonder if I can heal myself...

Mits: *gets up really fast and runs to Chiri and grabs her by the collar* WHY ARE WE AT A F****** BAKERY?!?

Chiri: the....the bakery's muffins are missing!!

Mitsukake and Mits: O_O;;; *jaws drop open*

Mitsukake: You brought us here because the bakery doesn't have.....MUFFINS?!

Chichiri: HAI!..It's national tragedy NODA!!

Tasuki: COME ON LETS GO AND GET SOME CLUES TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY

*A blue screen Pop's up and words pop up:
THE FUSHIGI DETECTIVES!
Episode: #7


Mitsukake and Mits: O_O;;; *exchanges weird looks*

Mits: *whispers to Mitsukake* What the heck was that?

Mitsukake: I have no idea.....I think they finally went over the deep end

Mits: *shakes head* and they were so young

*They watch Chichiri, tasuki, and chiri run into the bakery*

Mits: *Sigh* Lets go Fushigi Detective Mitsukake *Walks into bakery*

Mitsukake: Fushigi What?! What the F*** are you talking about?

Mitsukake and Mits: GASP O_O

Mits: No way....

*Chiri was suddenly wearing a purple dress, high heals, pink stockings, green scarf, and a head band, Chichiri was wearing a white shirt and blue bellbottom pants and a orange handkerchief tied around his neck and Tasuki was wearing a green shirt and long brown bellbottoms*

Mits: Holy-....*looks at Mitsukake* What the heck is-......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Mitsukake was wearing a Scooby doo costume*

Mitsukake: What?! What are you laughing at?! *looks down*.... Oh my gods....*sees mits rolling on the floor with laughter*....Hey mits?

Mits: *gets up wiping tears from her eyes* Yes Scooby?

Mitsukake: Look what your wearing

Mits: *uh oh, looks down* OOOOOHHHHHH! Of course..... Velma

*Mits is wearing a red skirt with a orange sweater, red shoes and orange knee-high socks*

Mitsukake: Not to mention the big framed square glasses....

Mits: SHUDDUP! SCOOBY!

Mitsukake: Stop calling me that....-_-

Mits: Ok, Scooby * and walks to the scene of the crime*

Mitsukake: *mumbles*

Tasuki: I found a clue!

Chichiri: That's great no da!!....what is it?!

Tasuki: a trail of muffin crumbs leading *points to the back room* to there!

Chiri: OK lets go follow it!

*the 3 run into the back room*

Man: Hey what are you doing here?! GET THE HECK OUT!

Chichiri: Where the Fushigi Detectives and were allowed to go anywhere that's needs a search no da!

Man: I don't give a S***! Get out!

Tasuki: NO WE'RE NOT!

Man: Oh yes you are!

*Mits and Mitsukake are still in the bakery next to the counter listening to this*....O_O;;;;; *twitching ears*

Tasuki: WELL YOU CAN'T MAKE US!

Man: OH YES I CAN!

Tasuki: OH YEAH?!

Man: YEAH!

Tasuki: Ok then.....*long pause*

Man: ooooooooo what are you going to do with that? Wind me to death? Oooo I'm so scared

Mitsukake: O_O;;;; uh oh

Tasuki: REKKA SHINEN! *hear the sounds of blasting fire*

*Chichiri and Chiri run out of the back room. Mitsukake pushes pass them and runs into the backroom*

*Chichiri, Chiri, Mits listen from the bakery*

Mitsukake: BAKA!!! *BOOM, BANG, Clanging of pots and pans*

*The big dog comes back out dragging the unconscious body of tasuki with him*