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Heather was sleeping over Alejandro's house for the weekend when she woke up at 3:00am and found Alejandro was not in the bed at all. His whole family was asleep at this hour and nobody in his house was up, so where was he? Heather assumed he went to the bathroom and waited about 5 minutes before she decided that she was going to see if she could find him.

Heather tip toed down the stairs and saw in the living room lamp was lit and she heard whispering and wondered who was talking, She found Alejandro sitting on the couch while talking on his cell phone and she didn't like what she was hearing.

"Yeah, that's amazing."

"You would do all that for me?"

"I'm so lucky to have you in my life."

"Alejandro?" Heather stormed over to him and grabbed the phone. "You're cheating on me?!"

"No. I would never cheat on you." Alejandro insisted

"Who are you talking to then?" Heather put the phone up to her ear "Who are you and why are you talking to my boyfriend?! Is this Courtney?!"

"Actually, Mi Amour..." Alejandro smirked. "His name is Kyle and he's from state farm insurance..."

"Oh really?" Heather laughed and spoke to 'Kyle'. "Well 'Kyle from State Farm' what are you wearing?"

"Sweatpants." Kyle told her. "I work the night shift and I try to dress for comfort."

"She sounds hideous." Heather through the phone at Alejandro. "You have explaining to do."

"That's because he's a man and he's trying to help me with my insurance..." Alejandro sighed. "Thank for your help Kyle and I'm sure Heather and I will work this out."

Alejandro hung up the phone and glared at Heather. "Really Heather? You think I would cheat on you?"

"You're making calls at 3:00am! What do you expect me to think?" Heather asked "You were talking quietly."

"I didn't want to wake my family." Alejandro laughed. "I forgot that I needed to check my insurance plan and they have a 24 hour call service..."

"I feel really stupid." Heather blushed. "I'm sorry."

"It's okay, I can understand where it may look suspicious." Alejandro hugged her and yawned. "Let's go back to sleep?"

"I'm thinking that I owe you something else for how I acted." Heather smirked. "Let's go upstairs."


This was so random! I was watching TV while I was writing a bunch of shit and then that state farm commercial came on! So, I decided that I was going to write this. I have no idea if everyone has seen the commercial, I know I have people from other areas outside the U.S.A. so youtube "State Farm 3am commercial." It's a commercial for a 24/7 insurance company and the guy calls at 3am and the wife thinks he's cheating. I wrote this to prove to you guys who are suffering with writers block that you can honestly writing about anything! I gave it a happier ending then the actual commercial. If I can write about a 52 second commercial, you guys can find things to write about! Don't give up. Consider this motivation. I came up with this in like 5 seconds.