Welcome back Sherlock
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Arthur Conan Doyle, Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat (warning: Spoilers for season three.)
'Guess who?' Sherlock tapped John Watson on the shoulder making his friend turn round,
'It's me!' Sherlock didn't expect John to jump up and down with glee, he just stared at him, then Sherlock sighed, Oh come on John! You should know me better than that by now!' He certainly didn't bank on what happened next.
'You bastard!' John yelled and punch him squarely in the nose before running off.
Blood spurted from Sherlock's nose as he grabbed a handkerchief, suddenly, he felt his mobile beep and he saw he had a message,
'I'm round the corner.'
Sherlock sighed and went round to where his big brother's car was parked, neatly away from the double yellow lines. As he approached it, his brother's assistant, Anthea opened it for him and he got in.
Mycroft surveyed him calmly, 'That went well then!'
'Howb d'you knowb?'
'Well, I hardly expected him to welcome you back with open arms!' Mycroft sighed, 'Come here!' He adjusted the headrest, 'Don't put your head back, all the blood will go down into your stomach.'
'What are youb? A doctor or som'thing?'
'No, just common sense.' Mycroft sighed, 'Honestly! You've only been back five minutes!'
'Oh yes! So sorry! I shouln't'b ask people to punch me in the nose should I?'
'What exactly did you say to him?'
'Nothing!' Mycroft raise his eyebrows in disbelief then Sherlock sighed, 'Well, I might've mentioned something about how he should know me better by now.'
Mycroft groaned, 'Oh Sherlock! How you haven't been attacked before now I just don't know!'
Sherlock looked at him 'Gee thanks!' He suddenly glared at Anthea, 'Do you have to be here?'
'Hey! Don't you dare speak to my staff like that! Apologise right now!'
Sherlock looked at his brother and saw he looked fierce he forced himself to smile, 'Forgive me Anthea. It's been a tough day.'
Anthea smiled, 'That's alright sir.'
'Thank you Anthea!' Mycroft nodded to his PA and she got out to sit in the front.'
'Look, just keep still!' Mycroft turned his attention back to the task in hand and wiped the blood away from Sherlock's nose, he sighed, 'Welcome back Sherlock! Welcome back!
To celebrate Sherlock's return!