Jack


Here's a Doctor
There's a Doctor
And another little Doctor
Fuzzy Doctor
Funny Doctor
Doctor Doctor
Jack

All my people are now dead,
But I said so long.
And now listen, Captain mine
To my hopeful song.

I was once a psychic,
I live in a box
Ninth time to regenerate
I became a sexy fox!

Did you ever see the Doctor
Get a kiss?
Before the end.
Doctor couldn't
Delta Dalek
Doctor Doctor
Jack

Leather Doctor
Became hotter
And never looked back.
Torchwood Were
Where Queen Exiled
Doctor
Doctor
Jack

Is this what Jack is now?
A fact and just so wrong?
How can I not stand him?
Immortal
Paradox
Song

Now my resolve is getting thin
I'm running out of slack.
Time for me to drop my pants,
and go to bed with Jack!