Yeah, I don't what I was thinking while typing this. Typed it in about five minutes and thought "hey, I could publish this. I've seen weirder fanfics." And that's what happened.
Question: is it tPhone, T-phone, or T phone? or some other variation?
Texting for the First Time
Mikey: I figured out how to text
Donnie: No kidding
Mikey: sooooo... What are you up to?
Donnie: Why don't you go to my lab that's nearby and FIND OUT?
Mikey: and waste this new skill of texting I've just discovered?! No way dude.
Donnie: Texting is not a skill...the rest of us have been texting for a while now.
Mikey: What?! And you never told me?!
Donnie: We have. Too many times. Even texted you saying that we can text. -_-
Mikey: What does -_- mean?
Mikey: WHAT DOES -_- MEAN?!
Donnie: it's a secret code that only the highest intellect can handle.
Mikey: Teach me.
Donnie: I couldn't even teach you how to text. How do you expect me to teach you this?
Raph: They're smiley faces doofus.
Mikey: RAPH HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!
Raph: Dats 4 me 2 know and u not 2 find out. -_- is a face. Like :) :o ^_^
Mikey: Woah! Another code! I think I can read this one actually. By the way, you spelled you wrong.
Donnie: and about half that sentence. The English God of Spelling is crying right now.
Mikey: Oh! Wait! I think he was misspelling on purpose!
Donnie: Nice deduction.
Mikey: what does WTF mean?
Raph: ummm... Where's the food?
Mikey: Kitchen dude. I'm starting to get the feeling that's not what WTF means though.
Donnie: You go the first word right. "what".
You just need the T and the F.
Mikey: I give up. I'M COMING TO THE KITCHEN AFTER YOU RAPH! I'M HUNGRY.
Raph: I changed my mind, I don't want food.
Mikey: TOO LATE. YOU'VE MADE A COMMITMENT TO FOOD.
Raph: Is you caps key on your tPhone broken or something? Get Donnie to fix that for you.
Mikey: ummm... Okay
Donnie: I think it's just fixed itself.
Mikey: I'm still coming to see you...
Donnie: MIKEY I'M BUSY! DON'T COME TO THE LAB!
Raph: Oh Donnie, I think your caps key broke too. :P
Mikey: Here I am Donnie.
Donnie: Mikey, you're in the same room as me. You can stop texting me now.
Mikey: oh right, my bad bro.
Raph: Well this was fun.
Leo: What the heck Mikey?!
Mikey: You read the whole text conversation didn't you?
Leo: You're not really this stupid. And you've been texting me for months
Mikey: Shhhhh... Don't tell Donnie and Raph.
Mikey: because it's funny
Leo: you're really dedicated to this stupid act
Mikey: i live for it!
Leo: Are you nearly done getting your doctorate degree?
Mikey: nearly there
Leo: you never did tell me how you are able to get a doctrate.
Mikey: You don't need to know Leo. Only someone with the intellectual capacity such as myself can accomplish this.
Leo: Donnie and Raph are going to freak when they find out.