DA FISHIN' GUY AIN'T TAKIN' NONE FROM ALL YALLZ!

*** FGCS: YO! LETTERS BE IN DA HOUSE!!!

DED: Could you knock off the ghetto? It's creeping our readers.

FGCS: (in Harvard accent) Why certainly old boy.

DED:

Dear Fishing Brotha,

Ever hear o' Rogaine?????????? It's good for yooooou! And uh, why do you consistently itch your armpit in Ocarina of Time? It's a bit...strange.

Love and Peaches,

Misty Margera who is now from South Park

Dear Misty,

-Yes, I've heard of Rogaine. Perhaps you've seen me on one of the Rogaine commercials? They said that they'd show it, but it's the one that's only on reeeeeally late at night. Ruddy bastards!

-Hell yes it's strange! The freaky-ass rash I got in my armpit is strange too! I think I'm getting repetitive stress syndrome! Cripes!

Love, Brotherhood, and Tuna Fish,

Da Fishing Guy

To Fishing Guy,

Why do you call yourself the Masta Baita? And do you know what that means?

Signed,

Mista C

Dear Mr. Crash,

-Cuz I got mad skills at baiting! I am the untouchable master of all things baiting! It means that you can't touch these fly skills!

The Infamous Baiter,

Fishing Guy

Dear Fish Dude,

Where in the world did you learn english? And don't you also own the item shop in Clock Towen?

Dear Mandark,

-I learned English at Harrrrrvard University. BUT GHETTO BE MY NATIVE TOUNGE COCKSUCKA!!!

-Well, I just work at the Trading Post, the Curiosity Shop, and the fishing place. If you want to see who owns the place, speak with THE MANAGER!!! DUM DUM DUM!!!

Hugs, Kisses and Assorted Gropings,

Fishing Gai

why u talk like da

Dear whoever it is you are,

cos I lik too

Censorly,

Fish Soul Brotha

So you run the Curiosity Shop in Clock Town.........ARE YOU THE IDIOT WHO TRAINED THAT STUPID BIRD NEAR MILK ROAD TO STEAL MY SWORD AND GIVE IT TO YOU!!!???? I HAD TO PAY UP 50 RUPEES TO GET IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ariana, RB Float of Doom

Dear Ariana, RB Float of Doom,

No, I'm the MODERATELY INTELLIGENT PERSON WHO TRAINED THAT STUPID BIRD NEAR MILK ROAD TO STEAL YOUR SWORD AND GIVE IT TO ME!!!

If you didn't want to pay for it, then you could have restarted your system or played the Song of Time. .....WAIT A MINUTE!!! NO!!! YOU CAN"T DON'T GO BACK IN TIME! PAY UP FRONT!!! SMALL BILLS ONLY!!

Life, Love and Cows,

Fishin' Bro

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FGCS: DAT BE ALL DA LETTERS YOU GUYS BE SPRINGIN' ON ME???

DED: More! More I say!!!

FGCS: DAT'S RIGHT OR I GONNA BUSTA CAP!!!

DED: *glares meaningfully*

FGCS: Err.quite so, chap!

DED: Better.I think.