Matchmaker

{Yeah you sure broke my heart last week when you said you had slept with him}

Natsu rolled off his bed, sighing rather loudly.

"Get up idiot," A voice growled, and Natsu felt the urge to punch.

"Would you just-not for five seconds?" Natsu demanded, face planting the carpet.

"Fine sleeping beauty. One, two, three, four-GET UP!" Gray yelled, stepping on Natsu's back. Natsu startled from the extreme cold that was now weighing on his bare back, flipping over fast enough to make Gray lose his balance.

"You bastard-"

"-I'll kill you!" They lunged at one another, rolling around on the floor. Natsu hit Gray's head into the floorboard, rolling once more. He felt his head hit the bed's side, causing him to wince.

"Both of you get up!" A voice roared, causing them to jump apart from each other. Natsu looked up, eyes widening when he saw the monster Erza.

"H-Hai!" They cried together, cowering away from the devil. Erza sighed, straightening her outfit out before taking a step into the roomies apartment.

"Eck, this place is disgusting." Erza sniffed, wrinkling her nose at the terrible stench that met her sensitive nose.

Natsu silently rolled his eyes at her, he had heard this nag before. Girls were so annoying, everything just has to be clean. The floor has to be cleared. The cheese has to be anything but green.

Whatever.

"-and Natsu." Erza snapped him back into reality, his head turning up towards her. She stared down at him with curious brown eyes, a gentle smile coming to her face.

"You were gonna go see Mira today, right?" She asked. Natsu instantly nodded his head rapidly, not wanting to be hit.

"You totally like her." Gray snickered from the other side of the room, Natsu sending a glare his way.

"Is this true?" Erza looked to him with sharp eyes, confused. "Do you have feelings for Mirajane?" Erza demanded in a no-nonsense tone. Natsu gulped, his cheeks coloring.

"Mira? No way!" Natsu exclaimed, shaking his head rapidly once more.

"Either her or her sister." Gray muttered.

"Will you shut the hell up? They're only friends!" Natsu growled at Gray, ready to lunge at him once more.

"Natsu! Gray!" Erza barked, getting their attention again with a start.

"Hai!" They chimed once more, causing Erza to roll her eyes.

"If you want to see Mira you better hurry up and get changed, she's going on vacation." Erza advised. Natsu's eyes widened and he jumped up immediately, rushing to get some clothes out of his drawers.

"Hurry up flame brain~" Gray sniggered. Natsu shot him the finger, rushing into the bathroom to take a shower. Mira wouldn't appreciate his smell.

"You have an hour!" Erza called from the other room, but Natsu ignored her completely.

"He's crazy." Gray mumbled. Erza looked down to him, smiling softly.

"But it suits him."


"Still going?" Gray called from his bed, leisurely reading a manga.

"I'll make sure to tell Juvia you're gay when I'm out." Natsu grumbled, pulling up his pants as he rushed to get his shoes.

"With who? You?" Gray sniggered. "Not in your queer dreams." He flipped the page, not taking his eyes off of it.

"Get bent." Natsu growled, rushing out the door with his keys. He ran to his car, only to see piles and piles of traffic. He groaned, slapping his hand against the car door before deciding to run.

So he ran down the street, bumping into people and not even caring to apologize.

"Ah!" He heard a girl yell, and he felt himself falling before he could blink.

He fell to the harsh pavement, groaning when he felt his scratch start to swell. He sat up, looking over in a daze only to see a blonde blob.

"Look what you did asshole!" She screamed, and he looked down to her shirt to see a brown stain. He rubbed his eyes, peering closer at her shirt, wondering what the stain was.

"Pervert!" She screamed once more, and he felt a stinging pain as she slapped him across the face.

Man does she like to yell.

"What the hell!" He growled, spitting on the pavement. He picked himself up. "I don't have time for this." He mumbled, running away before she could do something else to him.

He ran to Mira's store, walking in right when she was closing.

"Mira!" He exclaimed happily, breathless.

"Natsu!" She smiled happily up at the man, opening the door further to let him in.

"I'm happy I got...here...in time." He panted, sitting down on one of the chairs.

"Me too!" Mira giggled, rubbing his back. He looked up to her and grinned, finding his breath.

"I'll see you in two weeks, Natsu." Mira smiled up at him. He gave her a sideways hug.

"Tell Fried I said hi." Natsu said, Mira nodding her head in response.

"Thanks for coming," Mira walked towards the door, wheeling her suitcase behind her.

"I'll lock up for you." Natsu offered. Mira smiled widely up at him, her blue eyes sparkling.

"You're the best! Bye Natsu!" She called, waving as she walked out. Natsu watched her walk away, his posture slackening when she rounded the corner.

"Finally...now where's the food?" Natsu snuck behind the counter, looking around for any of Mira's treats. He squatted down to the small mini fridge that was nearly hidden behind the counter, opening it up.

"...Hello?"

Natsu froze in the middle of chewing on a Snickers, eyes widening.

"Anyone here?" The voice echoed once more, causing Natsu to internally groan.

He slowly stood up from his place, one candy bar falling from his arm.

The woman instantly turned around to meet him, her brown eyes wide. Natsu smiled sheepishly, though with all the food in his mouth it was kind of hard.

"You!" She exclaimed, pointing an accusing finger his way.

"Mreh?" He mumbled through his food, furrowing his eyebrows at her.

"You're the one who ran into me!" She accused, her face screwing into an unpleasant scowl. Natsu gulped, confused.

"Ah-what?" He tilted his head to the side, wondering what the blonde was talking about.

Her eyes narrowed further and she took a step forward, a menacing look coming onto her face.

"You're paying for this!" She demanded, pointing towards her chest where an ugly coffee stain was dominant.

Her face quickly heated up and she turned the other way, remembering what had happened earlier when she had pointed towards her chest.

"You perverted bastard." She grumbled. Natsu rose an eyebrow, annoyance filling him.

"Wook raydie." Natsu said through his food before swallowing it full, eyes watering slightly from the way it went down.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, and calling names is not needed." Natsu grumbled hotly. The blonde woman turned back towards him, her round brown eyes staring at him warily.

"Fine, I'm sorry." She huffed out, crossing her arms over her chest. Natsu smiled lightly, walking into the back. "Where are you going?" Her voice echoed down the hall, and he grinned slightly. He rummaged through a few of Mira's things, walking back into the lobby with an outfit.

"Here I guess, for ruining your outfit?" Natsu shrugged nonchalantly.

She looked down to the clothes warily, her eyes trailing back up to his. "These are yours?" She asked in disbelief. Natsu rolled his eyes at her.

"Yes, because I'm secretly a tranny." He replied sarcastically. She rolled her eyes at his remark, staring at the clothes in surprise.

"Well with that pink hair of yours, I just assumed-"

"It's salmon." He took a step towards her in anger, his murky orbs dangerous. She wasn't fazed at all, looking closer at the outfit.

It is cute... She thought. "Yeah whatever, but thanks." She smiled lightly, "Is there a bathroom?" She asked. Natsu looked around and took her by the hand, pulling her into the back.

"W-What are you doing?" She demanded, a light blush coating her cheeks. He ignored her, only stopping when they were where he had been walking her to.

"It's not a bathroom, but a secluded office." Natsu explained. The blonde thanked him once more before walking in, the sound of zipping filling the room.

"So what're you doing here?" Natsu called, leaning against the wall. He heard shuffling before she answered.

"It's embarrassing.." She mumbled, and Natsu felt a smile grace his lips.

"Why?" He asked curiously. She walked out of the room, wearing a short pink skirt and a soft yellow tee.

"I..ah..wanted assistance.." She admitted, blushing lightly. Natsu rose an eyebrow at her, more than curious.

"Well my friend recommended me because...she thinks I need a man." The blonde tsked like it was a stupid thought, shaking her head.

"You don't wanna get matched?"

"No! Well...it's complicated." She explained, blushing once more.

"Uhuh..what's your name again?" Natsu asked expectantly.

"Lucy Heartfilia." Lucy introduced, smiling up at Natsu.

"And I was wondering if I could have an appointment with Mira." Lucy mumbled nervously, fiddling with her hands.

"Sure!" Natsu exclaimed. When they didn't move Lucy looked up to him expectantly, wondering when he was going to get Mira.

"Well... where's Mira?"

"I'm Mira." Natsu explained, startling himself. Why would you say that? Idiot!

"You're Mira?" She asked, obviously not believing his lie.

"My tranny name." He joked, Lucy letting out a light laugh, a smile flickering onto her face.

Goddammit Natsu you're so stupid. A small voice yelled at him in his mind, though he couldn't seem to concentrate when the blonde smiled like that.


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